I woke up one Tuesday morning and looked outside. All I could see were dads. Endless dads. I cannot express how many dads were outside. It was something of a Dadicon. Perhaps a Dademic. I'd even go as far as to call it a Dadvasion.
I could think to myself is "why?" "What does this have to do with me?" And that's when it hit me, like Chris brown hit Rihanna. It hit me that these dads were of the one Dad.
The turned to me and chanted "Everyone is my dad. We are a never ending supply of dads. We will take over the world and create Dadtopia."
Knowing me, I couldn't resist to let this opportunity pass. I became a Dad, and joined the ranks of my fellow Dad. Together, this world will be ours.
