I DONT HAVE I DRINKING PROBLEM IM JUST REALLY THIRSTY
I DREAM OF A BETTER WORLD WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS ROADS WITHOUT HAVING THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, ANY THING YOU SAY WILL BE MISQUOTED AND USED AGAINST YOU
WHO SAYS NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE, I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR YEARS
MEN ARE LIKE BANK ACCOUNTS, WITHOUT A LOT OF MONEY THEY DONT GENERATE ALOT OF INTEREST
WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHEN PIZZA GETS TO YOUR HOME BEFORE THE POLICE
IM IN SHAPE, ROUND IS A SHAPE
LIE IS SHORT, DONT DILLY-DALLY
GOOD FRIENDS DONT LET YOU DO STUPID THINGS........ALONE
WHY ARE THERE NO FAT STICKMEN
I DIDNT SAT IT WAS YOUR FAULT.....I SAID I WAS GOING TO BLAME YOU
WHEN YOU FEEL THAT NOBODY LOVES YOU, NOBODY CARES FOR YOU, EVERYONE IS IGNORING YOU, AND PEOPLE ARE JEALOUSE OF YOU, YOU SHOILD REALLY ASK YOURSELF....... AM I TOO SEXY?
SHUT UP VOICES... OR ILL POKE YOU WITH A Q-TIP AGAIN
A WOMAN ONCE SAID A MAN IS LIKE A DECK OF PLAYING CARDS YOU NEED, A HEART TO LOVE HIM, A DIAMOND TO MARRY HIM, A CLUB TO SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN, AND A SPADE TO BURY THE BASTARD
IT IS BETTER TO BE HATED FOR WHAT YOU ARE, THAN TO BE LOVED FOR WHAT YOURE NOT
IT IS BAD TO SUPRESS YOUR LAUGHTER, IT GOES BACK DOWN TO YOUR HIPS
THE SHIT YOU HEAR ABOUT ME MIGHT BE TRUE...BUT THEN AGAIN IT MIGHT BE AS FAKE AS THE BITCH THAT TOLD YOU
A BANK IS A PLACE WHERE THEY LENT YOU AN UMBRELLA IN FAIR WEATHER, AND ASK FOR IT BACK WHET IT BEGINS TO RAIN
IM THE KIND OF GIRL THAT WOULD BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD SILENCE AT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY
FOOLISH MAN GIVES WIFE GRAND PIANO, WISE MAN GIVES WIFE UPRIGHT ORGAN
MAN WITH HAND ON POCKET FEELS COCKY ALL DAY
CROWDED ELEVATORS SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGETS
VIRGINITY LIKE BUBBLE, ONE PRICK, ALL GONE
PANTIES NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO BEST THING IN EARTH
MAN WHO FIGHT WITH WIFE ALL DAY GET NO PIECE AT NIGHT
IT TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIBS, BUT ONLY ONE SCREW TO FILL IT
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY SMART THING YOU SAY... ILL BE POOR
AS LONG AS THERE ARE TESTS... THERE WILL BE PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOL
I USED TO THINK THAT YOU WERE A PAIN IN THE NECK, NOW I HAVE A MUCH LOWER OPINION OF YOU
I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU...I DONT SPEAK IDIOT
ALWAYS THE SINCERE...EVEN WHEN YOU DONT MEAN IT
I TRIED NIFFING COKE ONCE...BUT THE ICE CUBES KEPT GEIINT STUCK IN MY NOSE
WAL-MART...DOTHEY LIKE MAKE WALLS THERE-PARIS HILTON
THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELLAND IM DRIVING THE BUS
IF BARBIE ISNT A SLUT THEN WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BUY HER BOYFRIENDS
BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS, THEYLL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME
I HOPE LIFES NOT A JOKE BECAUSE I DONT GET IT
I SAID 'NO' TO DRUGS BUT THEY JUST WOULDNT LISENT
I HAVE BEEN ON SO MANY BLIND DATES I SHOULD GET A FREE DOG
I LOVE ANIMALS... THEY TASTE YUMMY
MORE TO COME SOON ANY SUGGESTIONS IM ALL EARS
