To whom it may concern,
Little blonde boy,
This concerns you!
No, my dad many not have a plan to kill you.
My brother may not break your face.
My mom might even like you!
But listen here kid and listen well.
That's my baby.
She's the only one I got.
I've seen you around,
I know all about you.
You're going to walk into my house to take her to prom, and I will be there.
I want to know your name
If I hear her yell, or cry your name,
You will no longer have the power to spell your name.
She's my best friend, and I don't care how close you get I will come first.
Now that that's clear on to the requirements.
Number one,
You have to remember that it's best to just let her win, she's a sore sport.
Number Two,
Take her hand in public, and hold on tight, she likes to wander off.
She doesn't like cake or sweets.
She will put make-up on your face.
And she is a blanket hog!
Number three,
Make her smile a bit brighter.
Have her laugh be heard a mile wider.
Take her around the world, but try to keep her in her seat.
Number four,
Be the best boyfriend you can be.
For her not for me.
I love her to death,
So be there for her when I can't.
My sister tells me everything.
I know what you do.
If I like you.
You can have my number,
Call me when you forget her birthday,
Or if she's being difficult,
But break her heart,
And I will break every part of your small weak body.
Best Regards,
Your Worst Nightmare
P.S. Tell my sister I said "Heyyyyy"
P.P.S If she finds out about this letter,
I WILL END YOU.
Xoxo
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