World's Best Comebacks Continued

COMEBACK 200

WELCOME EVERYONE TO COMEBACK 200 OMG THIS IS GOING TO BE VEEEEEERRYYYY LONG SO I HOPE YOU DO NOT GET BORED AND REMEMBER::::::::NOTHING IN THESE COMEBACKS SHOULD BE TAKEN OFFENSIVELY AT ALL!!!!!! These comebacks are just meant to be a creative way to get people to read your books and follow you. After the comeback, you'll see the name of the author of the book mentioned in italics. If you have not created a Wattpad book, I will just mention your name after the comebacks. So, to conclude this lengthy introduction, I hope everyone enjoys and every comeback will have a hashtag next to it so at the end of reading these comebacks, I want you to tag your favorite comeback with the given hashtag in the comment section. Then, tell me what you think of this idea. Alright that's it enjoy!!

Promises of my past: Wow so you're actually saying that you can shut your mouth and keep a secret?!
-Lazzendy
#Promises

Class Field Trip: wait you actually do attend school and care about your education? I couldn't tell.
-@Karmaplayswithfire
#FieldTrip

My Unexpected Love For....WAIT HOLD ON NECESSARY INTERRUPTION. YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT OTHERS??
-deathqueen45
#UnexpectedLove

The Price You Pay: for what? You actually notice yourself paying a price for your stupidity now a days? It just seems like it's so often....
-jasminelove16
#Price

The Big Book of Ugliness: okay hold on. You can write a book on something that you are?? I didn't know that.
-Solomander (u rock man)
#BigBook

The Gift: wait. If you're giving the gift...no no no that must be incorrect because you're the selfish one.
-@Michaelsbabygirl19
#Gift

The Wolf: hey that's funny. I think you have a relation to wolves because you always smell like one and breath like one too.
-Lazylollady
#Wolf

Love Advice: why would you ever write a book on live if you can't advise yourself with love advice?
-@silverbunnie9005
#LoveAdvice

My Mother: oh so you must actually care about someone other than yourself.
-@annerb7703
#Mum

Here To Help: help with what? Make me feel terrible about myself, too?
-EmilyBeebe0 <3
#Here2Hlp

Jokes: Oh so you're talking about what you can't do? Make a joke?
-Josie-B  <3
#Jokes

The Love Triangle: Why would you write a book on love....because you fantasize it? Right....
-supersuperawsomedood
#Triangle

Best Animes to Watch: so you actually do things other than care about yourself and how you look? Wow.
-@sheeshdummy
#BestAnimes

THE HELP: help? What help? You mean what you need?
-@effortlesslynick
#TheHELP

My Poetry Book: you can rhyme? Wow I didn't know you even knew the alphabet. Congratulations.
-shivi2006  <3
#Poet

The Feeling: the feeling you have....when you get WRECKED by someone you thought liked you. Thanks World's Best Comebacks for the help :D lol.
-Tatijanae
#Feeling