You sit at the edge of ur bed bored as hell when there's a knock at the door. Who could that be at this hour u thought as you get up to get the door. "What in the wide wide world of sports are you doing right now?"ur boyfriend mr troy says as he steps into ur room. "Nothing" you say delighted. "Perfect" he smiles," "I have just the thing to cure ur boredom qt" he says opening his phone. He started to dial it. Who could he be calling? you think "hello yes mr feri how are u pal" he said " do you want to come over to my girls place it will be rad" You hesitate but allow it. What was the worst that can happen.
Later that night this totally rad and daddyish man came knocking at ur door. Who's that stud u thot as u approched him. "wait a diddly darn second there y/n" ur boi mr troy said. You turn around confused. "What's wrong t Rex?" you ask grabbing his ass. "this is my good pal u can't take him. " you just laugh and run up to the radical man. His hair was a bleached pile of shit. Not as bad as trumps hair but not as good as shreks. His 1995 style was everything to make you wet. From his tacky polo shirts and the sunglasses behind his head. Definitely daddy material. "exueeze me" ur og man t to tha roy says standing between you and the man, "I have decided to throw a hip party" The cool daddy pal just smiled. His smil was evrythng. It looked as if he was severely constipated and in pain at the same time. Just like you.
Even later that night a huge party took place. Everybody you knew was there including Bob Duncan who wowed everyone with his iconic bug stories. He was so hot. But not ur type. Evn tho u have a boi, ur a hoe so u dgaf. The rad guy approched u. "yo yo yo y/n this is a radical party" you blush a little. "You know what would be even more awesome sace?" he asked. "what?" "Taking you to flavortown. " at that moment u press ur Jacob sagytitittie lips to his, inhaling his greatness. U both run to ur bedroom. "YES BBY GURL I'M TAKING U TO FLAVAAA TOWWNNNN" he moans "UR SO RADICAL DADDY" you scream. "I'M GONNA DRIVE IN, DINE IN AND DIVE INTO DAT PUSSY!" he shouts. Just then ur boi tROY walks in on the both of u. "y/n WHAT IN THE WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS GOING ON!" he shouts. Crap. O whale. U run out of ur room embarrassed. Mr troy caught up to u. " Wait now just a digga dang second y/n" he shouts after you. "I have something important to tell u" u turn around to see tears in his eye. "well," u say. "I'm gay" "oh," u say. The man u just banged came up behind u and pinched ur ass. "and I'm Guy," he said, " Guy feri."
