Marvel Imagines and other enjoyable writings (requests closed)

Miss America

Steve officially hated truth or dare. He hated Tony for forcing him to a dare. He hated the Miss America pageant and he most of all hated the pageant director.

"Steve hold still, your wig isn't right." He scoffed and let Thor fix the wig he was wearing.

"Which shade of lipstick do you think, Clint?" It went on like this for a good amount of time until Steve's name was called. He had been entered in the Miss America pageant as Sarah Rogers by Tony and now he was sitting backstage with his ' hair and makeup crew' Clint and Thor. Of course Nat and Tony were there too. Sitting in the audience filming it for future blackmailing purposes. He thought it was ridiculous especially considering how much Tony paid for late admission.

"Sarah! You're on in five!" A crew worker shouted tapping his clipboard. Steve sighed, hopped of his chair, and picked up the dress so he didn't rip the hem.

"I hate Tony." He muttered walking to the curtain. The five minutes ticked by and the announced his name. He plastered on a fake smile and waved like Natasha had shown him. The crowd clapped politely and Steve walked over to the announcer.

"Hello, Sarah." He said cheerily.

"Hi, Harry." Steve replied back just as happily. The awkward exchange went on for a few minutes until Steve was called off and went to take off the ridiculous shoes. He glared at the floor the whole time he got undressed and put on his own clothes. A few minutes later his teammates met him at the exit, laughing hysterically.

"That was absolutely priceless!" Natasha manger to choke out in between a fit of giggling.

"Wait til Bucky sees!" Tony yelled. Steve want pale and glared even deeper at Tony. The teasing continued as they walked back to the tower. Steve dreading his best friend seeing the video. And the fact he might actually win.
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A week later Tony got a letter from the director. He gathered everyone in the living room and opened anxiously. On the paper was one word:
Congratulations
Tony jumped up in excitement and soon everyone around him burst out if cheers of happiness. Everyone celebrated but it was short lived. They knew that Steve could never compete at the international level so the emailed the director back sadly. He explained how it was a dare and that Sarah Rogers was actually Steve Rogers disguised as a girl and that they would have to let the runner up compete at the next level. Steve had been very happy to hear this and Bucky never actually got to see the video so secretly Steve was happy to hear he had won, but that it was over. I mean it wasn't everyday that a guy won the Miss America pageant. Let alone a 97-year old super soldier.