Hey, barista boy! (Michifer fanfic)

Chapter Ten

"If they could put a year into a book, why can't they put a book into a year?" Cas said who was basically half asleep with his head resting on Dean's shoulder.

"Cas shut up I don't like thinking." Lucifer said annoyed.

"I'm wondering why is it okay for people to drink water every second of the day and be called "normal" but when I have a sucker for every minute of the day I get called "unhealthy" and people say "I need help"." Complained Gabe who was more awake than anyone else in this room.

"Hell? What about you saying about needing hell?" Lucifer asked, who was also half asleep like Cas.

"Because I can help you with that."

"He said help." Michael said while petting Lucifer's head.

"Oh, well hell is a good place too."

"Whatever you say, what do you think moose." Gabe said to Sam who was laying on top of him sleeping.

"Uh help."

"See Dean I told you, Gabe is a bottom." Cas mumbled to Dean while trying to point at the 2 boys but accidentally poked Dean's cheek and look sleepily into his eyes.

"Dean." Cas asked.

"Hm."
"If you don't tuck in your shirt into your pants is your pants tuck into your shirt?"

"Shh" said Dean putting a finger over Cas's lip."No more thinking go to sleep now Cas."

"I can not not not complain about this Dean." Mumbled Cas who was finally off to sleep. Dean smiled at him with great fondness.

"Straight my gay ass." Lucifer not so quietly whispered to Michael.

"If everyone is a hipster then being hipster would be mainstream." mumbled Michael. "If that's true then is the only way someone can be a hipster If they are not a hipster?"

"Oh no you are starting to sound like Cas." Worried Lucifer who was drifting asleep and forgotten all about everything.

"Mhm." Said Michael who put his head on Lucifer's chest and wrapped the blanket around both of them and soon enough they both fell asleep.

Dean was about to fall asleep too, until he heard Gabriel snoring under Sam. Which kept him awake for another 30 seconds.

"Ah...young love." Whispered Dean looking at Castiel with fondness and admiration in his eyes. "Why do I have to be surrounded by it?" Dean said eyeing Sam, Gabe, Michael, and Lucifer before he fell asleep with his head still on Cas' shoulder.

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Lucifer woke up...on the ground? How in the name of his father did he get there?

He looked up to see a snoring Michael, who was laying like a starfish on the couch.
'Ah that's why I'm here.' Thought lucifer.

He got up lazily and made his way to the kitchen. But as soon as he made it to the refrigerator he very soon had forgotten why he was here.

He decided to look around for food because he guessed it was the only reason he got up in the first place.

While he open the refrigerator a jar of pickles immediately felled on his foot.

"MOTHER JESUS FUCK!" Lucifer said not so quietly while hopping from the pain in his right foot, while trying not to step on broken glass.