Rivals

Dinner

Honestly the vid above gave me ear cancer...
Jacob Sartorius...
More like Jacob Fartorius...
More like Jacob clitorious...
Ok I'm done😂

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(Jacob pov)

   I got on my phone and tweeted:
"God, ice is my favorite fruit😍😘😘😘😏😏😏😍😍😍💦💦💦"
I was so excited because our neighbor had a 7 year old daughter that I was going to hit on.  I really needed to add another girl to my 58 girlfriend collection. 

First, I had to get dressed.

I put on my Barbie color-changing bra and lingerie and slipped a "fukboi style shirt" (I like to call it that) over top my pink D cup bra. 

Then I put on high waisted shorts that went down to my knees and pulled them up to my chest so that it looked like I had a penis, (but I didn't) and made 18 musical.lys to the same song.

"Your beautiful af yo!🐟🐟🐟👅👅✌🏼️😻😏😍😘😚"
I tweeted.

I heard the door bell and ran down to get a ring pop. I was going to propose to Matty's sister and run off to camp snoopy for the honey moon.

Then, she walked through the door.  She was wearing a Hello Kitty dress and her nipples were showing through.  Yay. 
Her socks had those weird ruffles and her hair was in two lopsided messy pigtails.  She had toothpaste smeared on her face and she was slightly chubby.  Just my type. 

And then he walked in.

I never thought I was gay, but, I never think anyway. 
I'm gay now.
Because Matty B was the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.  Too beautiful.
This was my land of beauty, and this fucker comes around and steals my spotlight...
I don't like him anymore...

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After dinner I went upstairs and cried into my pillow for 3 hours before I went to bed. 
I'm going to take him out tomorrow at school, and he won't see me coming............out
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Hey hey hey there this is another bad chapter that you are waiting your time on ayyyy?!
Jk love you all😂😂😂💖
Bye
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