It was a dreem.
Sam was kissing Gabriel when he woke up cuz dat his husband. Sammy make pancakes for his huzzy. Gabe ATE the pancakez. He sed "when I get home frum wrk we gonna Fuck, k?" Sammy said ok. Then Gabe went to werk. Sammy misses Gabe so much cuz he lurv him. Sammy watched Dora the explorah to get his mind off his bootiful man that he miss such a lot.
Gabe was at werk. He found some coffee and he worked to get them dolla dolla billz y'all. He thought about Sammy. He want to kizs him rn. Such a hot Boi. Gabe loves his huzbnd. He is a sexy shmexy moose.
Sam watched Dora at home. He cri whenever swiper swpes he gets emotions. "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" Sammy said. But Swiper always swiped. All the time. Why he gotta be such a cowld harted man. The moose thought. He made sad sad moose noises when he didn't understand the Spanish that Dora talkedd in.
Gabe worked in the furniture business. He wuz in le clozzet buisnizz but he OUTTA teh clozett now. He does measureing 4 le furniture company. He looked at a chair. That's where ppl put their Ass. He thought. This is gross. What a gross. Job. Then he think of Sam's nice Ass. He can't wait 2 get home 2nite.
