THE TWINS!!!!!!!!!

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Waking up with warm arms around me and the twins screaming to be fed I couldn't for the life of me figure out what was going on. The spike hair in my face didn't help at all either... hmm who has this spikey of hair. Ashley, what the hell is Ashley doing holding in his sleep. Oh whatever I don't really feel like thinking about it right now. Not like I could anyway with the loud noise of screaming still coming from the nursery. God I don't even know how Ashley could stay asleep through all of this. What time is it anyway. Turning my head in search for the clock Ronnie comes barging through the front door, when did he leave anyway.

"Wake up sleepy head you have your first day of school too~da~y!" he said in a singsongy voice.

"Shut-up what time is it anyway?" Came the replay of a finally awake Ashley. "What the hell..." I guess he just rellised what position we are in if the whisper of surprise was any indication. Still I don't care I have to get to school soon or I'm going to be late on the first day. Hah why does this always have to happen to me. ~sigh~

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That was this morning. I am currently having a dabate with my music teacher on what makes a good strong guitar piece and what is utter crap. I like to think I am winning but still if the flashback of above is any indication then I am probably just spaceing out again.

"...and that is why this is a fantastic guitar piece." said whatever this stupid teachers name is. Well he does have a fantastic beard....I guess I can let his ignorance slide just this once.

"Whatever you say...."

"~sigh~ Mr. Richmand get it right would you"

Whatever I have already been at this school for half a day and I have had seven disputes with three different teachers. I mean it's not my fault that I already know this stuff because I studied ahead on my online classes. It's also not my fault that you are clearly wrong still I made a new friend and he is excited to introduce me to his friends during lunch today that just so happens to be next. Thank god, because I am not sure how much longer I could take this. NO x + x does not always equal a positive nor does it always equal a negative. You are teaching math and you don't even know this. For gods sakes I don't even feel comfitarible quoting you how can I feel confident doing my homework if I had to correct you three times today.

"Mis. Melody, if you are done spacing out the bell rang two minutes ago." a very amused face of apparently Mr. Richmand my music teacher.

"Why didn't you wake me. Geeze I could have died here without food and all."

"Nah it was to entertaining to interrupt. But still your phone rang three times while your where evidently sleeping with your eyes open."

"Shit shit shit. Must be Ashley. Thanks I have to go."

~HERE MY VOICE,

REMIND YOU NOT TO BLEED,

I WILL BE THERE,

A SAVIOR...~

"Yes, dammit Ashley if you are having that many troubles put them in there carseats and I will meat you out side of the school in five minutes. Yes I am just going to get some lunch first. No the carseats are already buckeld in. Yes I did that this morning before I left for school. Yes I trust you I just haven't been away from them this long since they where born. I have to go now my teacher is looking at me with a questing and reprimanding look."

"...well tell him to fuc.." The rest couldn't be heard as I hung up on Ashley who couldn't get the twins to stop crying.

"If I heard you correctly you where talking about babies. You are not a mother are you, because that can be a hinderence on your highschool carear. No college will take a teenage mother who doesn't pay attenchin in..."

"IF you must know, they are my sisters kids and I just so happen to be the only mother figure that they have. That was there father that just called who had only found out he was a father yesterday. AND I have a productive career in art and I make a fine living the only reason I am coming to school now is to get my GED and so I can ligitamitly go to the local art college who has already escepted me, actually begged me to come into there program and to teach some of there corses. Oh and don't talk about my kids like they are nusenses. Now I am going to get my lunch and deal with the little brats. I take my leave." at the end of my speech I slammed the door in whatever his name is asshole teacher. God can you believe the nerve of some of these teachers.

"Mels, MELS. Turn around, I got you some lunch and wanted you to meat some of my friends." Said a blue haired boy who just so happened to be named Matt and the boy I was telling you about earlier. He gestered to his right to a long haired guy whereing a BVB t-shirt and some awesome ripped skinny jeans. "This is Sunny, lame I know but his parents are hippies. And this is Tasha, she's cool once you get to know her." He gestured to his left where a overly nerding girl was listening to screamo music so loud that I could hear it from where I was standing.

"Nice to meat you both, and I think Sunny is awesome. And anyone who doesn't is just jellies. I have to go take care of something at the front of the school you guys can come if you want but you don't have to. It might end up with us skipping the rest of the day. You in?"

"Hells yah!!" yelled Sunny and Matt while Tasha just nodded her head to the music and to me. At least I think to me too, oh well, I guess I will know if she follows.

"So whats so important that you will just walk out the frooo..." ~CRY~~cry~ could be heard as soon as the front door was open.

"Oh thank god Melody your here. I can't get them to stop crying ang Maggie is just not helpful. She actually looked at them sniffed and then walked away to turn her Justin Beiber up. I can not believe I ever slept with her." My friends, if you can call them that, where standing like statues in mid step as soon as Ashley started speaking. I would laugh but I was to preoccupied with picking up little Mace and Andy in both arms.

"To be frank neither can I, although she is your type. Slutty and willing for anything." a collective gasp came from the I guess no longer shellshocked people behind me.

Matt took a step forward "How can you talk like that to The Ashley Purdy? I mean he is the Ashley Purdy."

"Don't worry to much about it she talks that way to all of us." a deep voice came from the van. I guess the Giant came too.

"Giant be nice and help me get the sleeping babes back in the van so I can go get mine and I will meat you at the house with these idiots who I am now calling my friends. And by house I mean my apartment, I don't want Mags around my little angels for awhile. Call Danny to let you in and if you want you can invite the others. Meat you there soon."

"Rugger, Mis. Mels no prob." came from another voice in the van that just so happened to be Ronnie.

"Ronnie get your ass out here your coming with me." I yelled have way to my van dragging the others with me.

"Yes Ma'am."

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And that is the end of this chapter. I do not own any of these bands just to let you know, and this chapter is unedited.

oh and I want you to turn on scream for my icecream by BOTDF and dance around in your underwere wereing a purple hat singing at the top of your lungs for your homework assignment. And if you do not know who BOTDF is SHAME ON YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR FUTUR OR CURRENT CHILDREN!!!!