"Yo were coming at you live from Camp Wawanawkwa somewhere in Moscoca Ontario I'm your host Chris McLean" Chris says. "Here's the deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp they will compete in challenges against each other then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers every 3 days a team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island for good." Chris says walking to the camp fire grounds. "Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow" he continues eating a marshmallow. "In the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tad boy fame and a small fortune which let's face it they will probably blow it in a week to survive they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting campfire food, and each other every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp who will crumble under the pressure find out here on Total Drama Island" he finishes adding a grin. "Its time to meet our first 11 campers" he says. "We told them they would all be staying at some 5 star resort so if they seem a little pissed off that's why" "Beth what's up?" Chris says. "Its so kind to meet you" Beth says jumping on Chris. "Wow you're much shorter in real life" Beth says pointing to Chris. "Uhhh thanks?" Chris awkwardly says brushing himself off. "DJ" Chris says. "Yo Chris how's it going?" DJ says setting down his bags. "You sure you got the right place? Where's the hot tub at?" DJ adds. Chris nods. "Yo dog this is it Camp Wawanakwa" Chris says. DJ grabs his bags and walks away. "Hm looked a lot different on the application form" DJ mumbles. "Hey Gwen" Chris says as Gwen walks over to him. "You mean were staying here?" Gwen says setting her bags down. "No you're staying here my crib is a air stream with A.C that way" Chris says pouting to the left. "I did not sign up for this" Gwen says frowning. "Actually you did" he says holding up papers. Gwen grabs the papers rips them and throws them in the lake. "The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies" Chris says grinning. "I am not staying here" she says picking up her bags and walking to the end of the dock. "Cool I hope you can swim cause your ride just left" Chris says. "Jerk" Gwen mumbles walking to where the others were standing. "Chris sup man?" Geoff says fist bumping him. "Honor to meet you man" he adds. "The Geoffster welcome to the island man" Chris says. "Thanks man" Geoff says. "They say man one more time I'm going to puke" Gwen says crossing her arms. "Everybody this is Lindsay" Chris says pointing to a cute blonde in boots and an orange skirt with a red shirt. "Hi" she says. "Ok you look farmilliar" she says. "I'm Chris McLean" he says as she looked confused. "Your host...." He says awkwardly and she gives him the dumbest looked ever. "Oh that's where I know you from" she says. "Heather" Chris says grinning. "Hi" Beth runs up to her. "Looks like were your new friends for the next 8 weeks" Beth said spitting as she talks due to her braces. "Duncan dude" Chris says smiling. "I don't like....surprises" Duncan says angrily. "Yea your patrol officer warned me about that man also told me to give him a hollar anytime and have you return to juvy" Chris says. "Ok then" Duncan says walking away. "Meet you by the campfire gorgeous" Duncan says as he walks by Heather. "Drop dead" she says crossing her arms. "I'm calling my parents you can not make me stay here" Heather says. Chris holds up the papers and grins. "Ladies and gentlemen Tyler!" Chris says. Tyler falls and hits the edge of the dock before falling into a pile of suitcases. One falls in the water and splashes Heather. "Ugh my shoes" she yells. "Wicked wipeout dude" Chris yells. Tyler gives a thumbs up. "Welcome to camp Harold" Chris says. He just looks around. "What's he looking at" Beth asked. "You mean the show is at a crappy old summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asks. "You got it" Chris says. "Yes!" Harold says. "Contestant number 9 Trent" Chris says. "Hey nice to meet you man saw you on that figure skating show nice work" Trent says fist bumping Chris. "Hey thanks man knew I rocked that show" Chris says. "I saw that one of the guys dropped his partner on her head he got immunity that way" Beth said. "I hope I get dropped on my head" Harold says. "Me too" Lindsay adds. "So this is it?" Trent asks looking around while Heather rings out her hair and Harold picks his nose. "Alrighty then" Trent says awkwardly. Trent smiles at Gwen as she looks away but looks back at him as he looks away. "Hey what's up?" Bridgette asked. "Alright our surfer chick Bridgette is here" Chris says. Duncan scoffs. "Nice board this ain't Malibu honey" Duncan says. "I thought we were going to be on a beach" She says. "Alright that makes-" Chris begins before getting hit in the head with Bridgette's board as she bent down to get her bags. "Owww Darn it that hurt" Chris says rubbing his head. "Hey guys" Bridgette says. "Hey I'm Geoff" Geoff says stepping to the side. Bridgette turns around almost hitting Trent, Duncan, and Harold with her board. "Dang watch it" Harold says. "Hi I'm Beth" Beth says walking behind her. "Hey" Bridgette says almost hitting them again. "Ok we all know surfer girl now can we get along with the show?" Heather asked. "Someone miss their double cappuccino maciato this morning?" Duncan asks. "Get bent" Heather says. "Our next camper is Noah" Chris says. "You got my memo about my life threatening allergies" Noah said. "Sure someone did" Chris said. "Good is this where were staying?" Noah asked. "No its your mothers house and were throwing a party" Duncan says cracking his knuckles. "Nice piercings original do them yourself?" Noah asks. "Yea you want one?" Duncan asks pulling Noah's lip. "Uh no thanks can I have my lip back please?" Noah asked. Duncan let's go of his lip. "What's up y'all Leshawna in the house" she says as Harold gasps. "Yo baby how you doing?" She asks Chris. Leshawna highfives Chris before walking over to DJ. "What's up my brother give me some sugar" Leshawna says to DJ. "I've never seen a girl like you in real life before" Harold says. "Excuse me" Leshawna says turning around. "You're real big and loud" "what did you say to me oh no you didn't" Leshawna says. "Ladies Sadie, Katie welcome" Chris said. "Omg" Katie says putting her hands on her cheeks. "Look its a summer camp" Katie says. They start squealing like little girls. "Ezekiel what's up?" Chris asks. "I think I see a bird" Ezekiel says. Trent laughs. "Cody the Codester" Chris says. "Dudes psyched to be here man see the ladies have already arrived alright" Cody says walking away. "Eva nice glad you can make it" Chris said. She dropped her bag on Cody's foot. "Ow what's in there dumbbells?" He asks. "Yea" Eva said. "She's all yours" Duncan whispered to DJ. "Woohoo" a big boy screamed. "Chris what's happening" he yelled. "Owen welcome" Chris screamed. Owen hugged Chris. "Are you gonna be on my team? Owen asks Gwen. "I sure hope so" Gwen says waving her finger in a circle and rolling her eyes. "And here comes Courtney" Chris says. "Hi you must be the other contestants" she says. "I'm Owen" he says shaking Courtney's hands. "I ow- wow" Courtney says as a hot boy joins. "This is Justin" Chris says. "I like your pants" Owen says. "Thanks man" Justin says. "They look like they are all worn out" Owen says. "Hey everyone Izzy" Chris says. "Hi hi hi hi" Izzy says falling off the boat and hitting her face on the dock. "That was bad dude" Tyler said laughing. "Guys she could be seriously hurt" Courtney said pulling her up. "First things first we need a group photo everyone on the end of the dock" Chris says. They all walk to the end and pose. "Ok ,12, 3 oops ok forgot the lenses cap hold that pose 1 2 3 oh wait cards full" Chris said. "Say" Wawanakwa" Chris said. "Wawanak-" they began before the deck breaks and they all fall in. "Dry off and meet me at the campfire in 10." Chris said. "This is camp Wawnakwa your home for the next 8 weeks" Chris said. "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates" Chris said. "Excuse me what will the sleeping arrangements be because I would like to request a bunk next to her" Duncan says pointing to Heather. "No girls get one side boys get the other" Chris says. "Excuse me Kyle?" Lindsay says. "Can I have the cabin with the Lakeview cause I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked. "Ok you are but that's not how it works here and its Chris" he said. "I have to live with Sadie or ill die" Katie said. "And I'll break out in hives" Sadie adds. "This can not be happening" Gwen says. "Aw cmon guys" Owen says grabbing Gwen and Tyler. They look over to see Duncan giving a deer a noogie. "Here's the deal were gonna split you into teams" Chris says. "If I call your name out go stand over there" he says pointing to the left. "Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah you are officially known as the Screaming Gophers" Chris says. "I'm a gopher whoooo" Owen says. "Wait what about Sadie?" Katie whines. "The rest of you over here" Chris says ignoring her question. "Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold" Chris says. "But Katie's a gopher I have to be a gopher" Sadie whines. "Sadie is it cmon it'll be ok" Courtney says trying to comfort her. "This isn't fair I miss you Katie" Sadie says crying. "I miss you too Sadie" Katie says crying too. "You guys are the Killer Bass" Chris says. "Alright campers you and your team will be on camera All public areas during this competition. You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape anytime you want" Chris says. /"Um ok so far this sucks"Gwen said in the confessional/ Owen farts loud into the camera then laughs. "Alright any questions?" Chris says. "Cool let's find your cabins" he says. "Gophers you get east, bass you get west" "bunk beds isn't this a little summer camp?" Heather asks walking into the cabin. "That's the idea genius" Gwen says walking past Heather hitting her with her suitcase on the way by. "Ugh shut up weird goth girl" Heather says. "You're so smart I feel that". Cody says walking up to Gwen. "Shouldn't you be on the boys side?" Gwen asked him. He just flashes her a smile. Gwen shoves him out of the door. "Where are the outlets I have to plug in my hair straightener" Lindsay says. "There are some in the communal bathrooms" Chris says grinning. "Communal bathrooms?" She asks. "It means we shower together idiot" Gwen says. "Aw cmon no" Lindsay whines. Gwen covers her ears. Trent, Noah, and Owen peek out of the door. "I'm glad we have our own cabin with just guys" Owen says. "You've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me at the main lodge" Chris says. Then they hear a high pitched scream. "Man that white girl can scream" Lindsay was on a stool. "What is it kill it" She screams. DJ screams and jumps onto a bed breaking it. "That was my bed" Gwen says sighing. Everyone's screaming before Duncan chops it in half with an Axe. "That's one way to kill a cockroach" Gwen says fascinated. " if you ever see another one tell me because I can do that too" Tyler says. They stare into each others eyes. "Smh they always go for the jocks" Duncan says. "Listen up I serve it three times a day you eat it three times a day grab a tray get your food and sit your butts down" Chef says. "Excuse me will we be getting all major food groups?" Beth asks. He ignores her. "Hey what's up girl?" Leshawna says to Eva. Eva ignores her. "Oh its gonna be like that is it" Leshawna says as Chef screams at her. "Yo my man can we order a pizza?" Geoff asks as Chef throws a hatchet at the wall. "Ooo its cool G brown slops cool" Geoff says. "Your first challenge begins in one hour" Chris says. "I wonder what he will make us do" Katie says. "Its our first day how bad could it be?" DJ asks. ****They are all standing in their bathing suits. "Oh shi*" DJ said staring at the cliff. "Your first challenge is to jump off this 1000 foot high cliff" Chris begins. /"I'm looking st this dude thinking theres no way he's gonna make it" Geoff said./ /"I actually thought if he jumped it he's gonna die" Gwen said./
"I'm going to die now I'm going to freaking die now" Owen says before jumping.
