Okay I know you readers have been waiting for this, the shocker, the thing that will blow your glasses away, if you have glasses. Anyways, here it is.
I can actually take the kazoo out of my mouth.
I never knew I could do that! This has absolutely changed me as a person. I can talk like normal people do, sneeze, cough (coughing threw a kazoo makes the worst noise EVER!!!), eat. It is a miracle. I hope you have enjoyed this not so funny short story.
Probably not.
YOU ARE READING
The Shocker
HumorThis is the story of the one and only Kazoobie, and what you will read will be a shocker. None of this is true, I'm just writing this so my friend will hate me ;D
