Sans was walking around, finding something to do. He found a little dog laying on the ground. He picked up the dog.
Temmie: Hoi, I'm Temmie... Temmie hurty..
Sans: Awwwww what's wrong?
Temmie: Temmie tummy achey.. Temmie eat much Temmie flakes..
Sans: I guess you can say you have a TEMMIE ache.
Temmie: O.O
Sans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Temmie: PUT. ME. DOWN.
Sans: Huh?
Temmie: PUT ME DOWN!!
Sans: Heheh... Okay *puts Temmie down*
Sans goes to Grillby's and grabs dinner.
Sans: Hey guys! *grabs ketchup*
Everyone in Grillby's: Hi Sans.
Sans: I'll have a burger, Grillby.
Grillby goes to the kitchen. He comes back with a burger on a plate in his hand. He puts the plate down. He heard two monsters talking about jokes.
Monster 1: Yo bruh, why did the chicken cross the road, bruh?
Monster 2: Why, bruh?
Monster 1: Because-- Uhhhh... Great. I screwed it up..
Sans: C'mon you guys are doing it wrong.
Monster 2: We are, bruh?
Sans: Yeah.....bruh..?
Monster 1: Hey, Sans bruh. You always tell jokes, bruh, right?
Sans: Yeah.
Monster 2: Why don't you tell us one of your jokes.
Sans: Well, I was going to tell you bruhs a chemistry joke.... But I wouldn't get a REACTION. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Monster 1: HAHAHAHAHA
Monster 2: Bruh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sans: Well, I gotta get going. See ya bruhs.
Monster 1 and 2: See ya, Sans bruh.
Sans walks out of Grillby's.
Monster 1: That wasn't really funny..
Monster 2: I know right, bruh?
Sans goes home and sits on the couch. Then Papyrus arrived.
Sans: Hey, Pap. How was your day of begging Undyne to let you be in the Royal Guard?
Papyrus: Nyeh? It was..... Exhausting. She slammed the door at me twenty-seven times, threw me out of her house six times and ignored me two times. Then she took me to a school for first-graders and the teacher told me that I had the wrong answer and she said the correct answer to two plus two was four.
Sans: Well, I guess you could say that....
Papyrus: Don't you dare finish that thought, Sans.
Sans: you....
Papyrus: Sans, I WILL harm you.
Sans: just......
Papyrus: Sans!
Sans: got........
Papyrus: SANS!!
Sans: schooled.
Papyrus: NYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *flips table*
Sans: Hahahahahahahahaha! I love you, Pap.
THE NEXT DAY
Sans: Good morning, Pap.
Papyrus: Good morning, Sans. What are you doing?
Sans: Just reading this cool comic.
Papyrus: Wow, I never knew you like comics Sa---
Sans: Hehehehehehe *shows Papyrus the cover*
Behold! The Comic That Is Actually A Book!
Papyrus: OH. MY. GOD. SOMEONE KILL ME!!
Sans: Oh come on, Pap. I have a skele-TON of jokes for ya!
Papyrus: I. AM. DONE. *walks away*
Sans: Oh come on, Pap! Pap!
Papyrus: Nope. No. No. Nope. No. NO!
THE NEXT NEXT DAY
Papyrus: Sans! Come on! We need to go hunt for humans!!
Sans: Okay.
Papyrus: Sans! Get up, you couch potato! Let's go!
Sans: Meh...
Papyrus: Oh come on, Sans. It's like an adventure!
Sans: Adventure, eh? ALPACCA my bags ;)
Papyrus: SANS! STOP. THE. PUNS. AND. JOKES!!!
Sans: I can't help it, Pap.
Papyrus: You know what, stay here! I don't want to hear any of your bad jokes and puns while we hunt!
THE NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY
Sans: Look, Pap. A cat! Isn't she beautiful and........
Papyrus: And?
Sans: And.... PURRfect?
Papyrus: O.e SANS!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!
Sans: C'mon, Pap. I was just KITTEN around. ;)
Papyrus: SANS!! I WILL REALLY KILL YOU! C'MERE!!
Sans: Wanna have a bad time, Pap? *right eye turns blue*
Papyrus: *sigh* No, I don't.
Sans: Heh..
Papyrus: You're lucky you have stronger powers than me, Sans.
Sans: :P
THE NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY
Papyrus: Sans! Sans! Wake up!!
Sans: Wha? What's up, Pap?
Papyrus: Sans! The door is frozen shut!
Sans: Why?
Papyrus: There was a snow storm last night. Now there's a pile of snow blocking the way!
Sans: Alright, let me see.
They went to the window and looked outside.
Sans: Well. I guess you could say we're SNOWDIN (the name of the village they live if you didn't know).
Papyrus: SANS! THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKING AROUND!!
Sans: :P
YOU ARE READING
Skelebros Tale
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