Chapter Three: Door of Jokes

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Sans was walking around the forest when he found a big door. He thought that the door was good for knock knock jokes so he went closer to the door.

Sans: Knock knock ;)
???: Who's there?
Sans: Eh? Uhhh... I'm sorry was I interrupting?
???: No, no. I was just bored.. You can continue your knock knock jokes. I love jokes and puns.
Sans: Y-you do? Finally someone speaks my language.
???: *giggles* Why? Doesn't anyone like your jokes?
Sans: Nah, not even my brother, Papyrus. He's kinda serious on hunting for humans. He tries hard to get in the Royal Guard, ya know?
???: Mhmm.. Do you hunt for humans, too?
Sans: Nah, I'm kinda lazy and I'm not the capturing kind of guy.
???: I see..
Sans: Hey, knock knock.
???: Oh? Who's there?
Sans: Wanda.
???: Wanda who?
Sans: Wanda hang out with me right now?
???: Sure.
Sans: Really?
???: Yes.
Sans: Are you sure you WANDA hang out with a skeleton like me?
???: Yes. Yes. People call me a goat or sheep but I accept their opinions.
Sans. Oh. Is that baaaad (Sheep's baa)
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one.

The two kept telling each other jokes and puns until it was night time.

???: You oughta keep going, tho. I think it's night time out there.
Sans: Yeah, you're right. Wait a minute... I never knew your name.
???: I think it's better that way.
Sans: And... Don't you ever come out of there. You might get bored staying in there.
???: It's fine. I'm used to it. Bye, and come again anytime.
Sans: See ya.

Everyday he would come back to the door. They would hang out and tell jokes together. She was the greatest listener Sans ever had. Sans would tell her about him and Papyrus. They eventually became friends.

Papyrus: SANS!! COME ON IT'S 7 O'CLOCK! TIME TO GO HOME! I MADE SPAGHETTI~
Sans: Hey, I gotta go. See ya.
???: Goodbye.

Papyrus and Sans walks home.

Papyrus: Sans, who were you talking to?
Sans: Huh? Oh uh.. Just a joke-listener I found while roaming in the woods.
Papyrus: Nyeh?
Sans: What's for dinner, Pap?
Papyrus: I told you! Spaghetti!
Sans: Oh, right.
Papyrus: Sans, do you like the girl you were talking with earlier?
Sans: Huh? N-no! I don't even know her name.
Papyrus: Nyeh heh.. You will soon, Sans.

They ate dinner and they went to their rooms. Papyrus was asleep while Sans was looking outside his window.

Sans: *sigh* I wanna know more about her... I wanna know her name...

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