Chapter Four: The Human

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Sans was walking around when he saw a kid came out of the big door. He wondered if she was the girl but he knew that the mysterious lady's voice was more mature like a mother's voice. He noticed that it was a human. He started thinking of a prank on the kid. As the kid reaches the bridge with huge cells on them, he let the human stop.

Sans: Hey kid, don't you know how to greet a new person?

The kid was silent. She didn't reply him.

Sans: Well?

She turns around and saw a hand that was ready for shaking. The human grabbed his hand and suddenly, they heard a farting noise.

Sans: Ha... The old whopee-cushion trick. Ever heard of it?

The human laughed and nodded.

Sans: The name's Sans. I'm actually on the hunt for humans but I don't feel like it. What's your name, kid?

She told him his name and smiled.

Sans: Frisk, eh? Cool name. My brother, Papyrus, is also on the hunt for humans. He wants to capture them so that he could join the Royal Guard. Actually, I think that's him over there. You should hide. On that conveniently-shaped lamp. Yeah, there.

Frisk hides in the lamp. Papyrus walks up to him.

Sans: Hey, bro. What's up?
Papyrus: SANS! HAVE YOU SPOTTED A HUMAN, YET?
Sans: Nah.
Papyrus: SANS!! YOU'RE SO LAZY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sans: Staring at this convniently-shapes lamp.
Papyrus: SANS! THAT'S NOT HELPING!! *sigh* Why do I have to do everything just to get some recognition?
Sans: This lamp will help you.
Papyrus: SANS!! Grrr...
Sans: C'mon bro. This lamp can give ya, recognition. A skele-TON of recognition. ;)
Papyrus: SANS! HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR JOKES AND PUNS!?!?
Sans: Ehhhhh.... Seventy-two times. That's a skele---
Papyrus: ENOUGH!! I am done! Recalibrate your puzzles! NOW!
Sans: Later..
Papyrus: FINE.
Sans: Okay, you can come out now.

Frisk came out of the lamp. They talked about his brother and about all of his puzzles. They became good friends. Frisk walked to the right while Sans walked to the left. Sans visited the door.

Sans: Hey.
???: Hello.
Sans: What instrument does skeletons play?
???: What?
Sans: A trom-BONE. ;)
???: Haha....

Sans noticed she wasn't laughing as hard as she usually laughs at Sans's jokes.

Sans: Is something wrong? Was the joke..... Bad..?
???: Can you promise me something?
Sans: Sure. What is it?
???: Promise me... You won't let your brother capture humans.. Please?
Sans: Sure.
???: Thank you. Goodbye.

Sans left and thought about what he promised the lady.

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⏰ Last updated: May 02, 2016 ⏰

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