Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Harry: look at me new clarinet

Hermione: I can play everything better than you

Harry: *plays, but it sounds like a bunch of dying whales that are screeching*

Harry: I'm so much better

Hermione: I don't know about that

Ron: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Whale: ❌_______❌ <-----those are x's (for People that might not
be able to see emoji 's)

Edward: my gosh

Everyone: GO AWAY

Edward: *cries in a corner*

Cho: um I'm still using the corner, GET OUT!!

Bella: I don't even know why I ever liked you, IM JOINING THE WITCHES!!!

Witches: NO!!! GO AWAY MUGGLE!!

Bella: what's a muggle?

Magic folk: *sigh*

Edward: let's leave

Everyone: YEAAHHH!! GO NOW!!

Edward: *cries in a corner*

Cho: *coughs* occupied!! GO AWAY AND DIE IN A HOLE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!!!

Everyone but Edward: *nods*

Whale: ^_________^

Ron: even the whale wants you to leave

Percy: yeah, but please don't come to Camp Half-Blood.

Edward: WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME!?!?

Voldemort: idk dude. But they like me better than you, that's just sad dude. Turn to the wall of shame

Everyone: *Turns away from Edward*

Edward: *dies*

Hermione: it was about time