Mama Jokes!

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1. Your mom is so fat, that she had to be baptized in the ocean!
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2. Your mom is so dumb that she shoved 2 batteries up her a-hole and said " I have the power "!!!
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3. Your mom is so dumb that she wanted her quarterback from the super bowl!
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4. Your mom is so fat that she had to take a bath in Niagara Falls!!!
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5. Your mom is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales sang "we are family, even though your fatter than me"!
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6. Your mom is so fat that when she jumped into the ocen again, she made a tsunami and killed all the whales!!!
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7. Your mom is so ugly that she makes blind kid's cry!!!
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There was a shortage Ik but I will be making more jokes I just got kindah bored sorry!

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⏰ Last updated: May 08, 2016 ⏰

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