Before we start, let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a girl with a spoon. She loved her spoon very dearly: she ate with her spoon, she slept with her spoon, she even spooned with her spoon. But one day, her friends found out about the spoon and took all her spoons away.
The morale of the story is to not trust this girl with spoons.
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How to: SPOON
HumorSpooning is a very, very complicated procedure. You have to know your technique before trying, or you will end up like Theo.