Chapter 1

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The first thing were are going to cover is great value. I mean what the heck is up with that. Dr thunder? WHAT?!?! Or Mountain Lighting. Like dude what. First of all the dr thunder is absolute buns and mountain lighting is just straight up garbage like the haymaker 12 with suppressor without elo sight. I would like to ban great value from America just because I shops only at good will and dollar tree and the offbrand Walmart named cash saver. There are a lot of hobos shopping there that's probably why I shop there and don't forget about margwa Mary. She looks like darth vader. Also I want to have my funeral in Mountain Dew and Doritos. I also need some oh dat gamma aka gfuel. This story is sponsored by Dillion the hacker. Make sure to check out the skore slippi. On MySpace. This is general warrior cat fanfiction going in on the main stage. Looking like optic scumper jumper. Also Peter and Richard plz if you are reading this, plz slap your meaty thighs for me they are so juicy.

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⏰ Last updated: May 04, 2016 ⏰

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