Sorry wrong number ( one direction fanfiction )

Chapter 1 NO JIMMY PROTESTS

Chapter 1 : NO JIMMY PROTESTS



Lucy's pov:

I woke up to my alarm clock going of because I was stupid enough to set it for 6:30. guuurrrr why is life so bad so instead of turning of the alarm, I decided it would be best to pick it up and threw it across the room hitting my best friend lottie in the face luckily she was a heavy sleeper so she stroked her face and turn over then I decided to wake her up for school. So went down the mile a slipped through half of it and land on my feet using my amazing ninga skill oh yes I have ninga skills are you jealous yet I bet you are. Ha.
So anyways after my awesome ninga skills I went to the kitchen made a glass of water and drank it like the normal person I am... Ha no I ran up stairs an threw it at her and yes I mean the glass as well was never really good at weakening people up.

"WHAT THE FUCK LUCY IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!!!"

And with that I bolted to the bathroom and locked myself in as well as start to get ready I heard banging on the bathroom door so I yelled ...

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ?? "I only yelled because the shower was running.

" god why did u throw the glass at my face ?? " she asked

" because I forgot to hold onto the cup and you wouldn't wake up so I had no choice really " I replied feeling smart with my anser. ;-)

" oh so I a simple shaking me to get up wouldn't have woken me up then "

" we'll when u think about it that wouldn't be as fun presides now we are having a normal conversation unlike the ones at breakfast witch is just akward small talk" and BAM just like that there comes my logic side . Ha. What logic..

" okay just hurry up we have 20mins " she said.

Then I started to panick and do my morning routine In 30 second oh yes ha. Not really you fell for it, it was actually an hour before I was ready and lottie was watching tv waiting for me to finish as you can see we are both very interested in our education so we get there on time every morning... On time for a detention that is,

After about a 10 mins drive we arrive and walk into class with all eyes on us Evan miss oogly well that's what I call her eyes literally pop out of her eyes when she stares so all the time

"Why are you an miss travel late today miss Morgan ? "

" well miss, me and miss travel were having our every morning turtle race and one of them had stop move ing and I panic and gave it CPR but it died on me and we called a funeral service to see if they could fit the funeral this weekend but sadly the said no so we had to have one in our back garden so we got ready for it buy had to his wife's dress for the funeral s we did and she refused to put it on so we held her down and put it on her and spent an our trying to make a hole ing the ground but then we realises our back garden is concrete so then we came to school instead and he is Burried out Side so you know.. " by the time I was finished explaining what happend the class was full on laughing on the floor so we got in sour seats and just like that she was asleep I don't know how she does it but I would love to learn the ways of the sensi.


The whole way through the lesson of what's it called science o yeah that but lottie got called up to the front and when they said her name and shot p and yelled ...


"NO JIMMY PROTESTS " and everyone was full on laughing






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