Sans X Reader

Papyrus

"What do you mean (y/n)?" Melody asked.

"Our fight with Papyrus. My 'feelings' tell me that it will be harder than we thought. Well, let's just hope that your flirting will help." You said winking. Melody giggled. You and Melody walked forward and saw Papyrus standing there waiting.

"HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, MUST NOW CAPTURE YOU. I KNOW YOU MUST WANT TO BE MY FRIENDS, BUT I CANNOT LET THAT STOP ME FROM CAPTURING YOU! NYEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus said. Everything went black and your (f/c) heart appeared. Melody's yellow heart appeared.

Melody cleared her throat. "Hey handsome. I'm a snowflake because I'm falling for you." Melody said. You saw the skeleton blush.

"F-FLIRTING? I GUESS THAT MEANS I WILL HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU? L-LET'S DATE LATER, AFTER I CAPTURE YOU! NOW, PREPARE FOR MY BLUE ATTACK!" Papyrus said. Papyrus shot blue bones at you. You remember that at one point, Sans explained Papyrus's blue attacks. You and Melody stood completely still. After the bones passed you, both you and Melody's souls turned blue. It felt like gravity increased on you.

"YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH!" PAPYRUS SAID. Melody decided to keep flirting with the skeleton. Papyrus became more flustered.

Papyrus's attacks were mostly jumping over bones. It was easy at first but it soon became harder.

"NYEH HEH HEH! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus said. You looked over and saw a white dog chewing on a bone.

"HEY! LET GO OF MY SPECIAL ATTACK!" Papyrus yelled. The dog started to run away.

"GET BACK HERE!" Papyrus said chasing after the dog. He gave up and came back to you and Melody.

"I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE A REALLY COOL ATTACK." Papyrus said. He started an attack that was actually pretty funny. You saw a bone riding a skateboard, words, and the last thing that came after you was a long wall of bones and a giant bone. Gravity seemed to pull you over the bone but increased again and you fell back to the ground.

"YOU, ARE NO MATCH...FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS...THEREFORE...I SHALL SPARE YOU!" Papyrus said while gasping for air.

"Are we still going to have that date?" Melody asked.

"W-WELL, I GUESS IF YOU WANT TO." Papyrus said blushing. Papyrus ran off back into the town.

"Your very determined to date him huh?" You asked laughing.

"You can't blame me. I flirted with him and he thought of it as a date so might as well. Besides, he's cute so why not?" Melody asked.

"You like him don't you?" You asked smirking.

"No! I flirt with everyone, he just decided to count it as a date!" Melody protested.

"Awe, love at first sight. So beautiful!" You teased. Melody's face went bright red. You and Melody walked back into town and saw Papyrus in front of a two story building.

"SO, YOU REALLY WANT TO DATE ME. IN THAT CASE, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL MAKE THIS THE BEST DATE YOU EVER HAD! COME INSIDE! OH, AND OTHER HUMAN, YOU MAY COME INTO MY HOME TOO. SANS IS ON THE COUCH LIKE THE LAZY BONE HE IS SO I GUESS YOU CAN TALK TO HIM OR SOMETHING." Papyrus said leading you both inside. You waved to Sans who, like Papyrus said, was on the couch.

"what brings you two here?" Sans asked.

"BROTHER, I AM ON A DATE WITH THIS HUMAN! COME HUMAN, LET US GO TO MY ROOM AND DO WHAT PEOPLE DO ON DATES!" Papyrus said. Melody followed Papyrus upstairs into the first door.

"Don't tell me they are gonna do anything wrong. Mel is too innocent for that kind of stuff." You said as you sat down on the couch.

"nah, pap is an innocent noodle too. he doesn't even know about that kind of stuff." Sans explained. There was a long pause until Sans spoke again.

"wanna eavesdrop on them?" Sans asked.

"Yeah!" You said. You and Sans snuck up the stairs and leaned your heads on the door to listen better.

"OH NO! A GENUINE COMPLEMENT!" You heard Papyrus say. Melody giggled.

"BUT WAIT. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE SECRET OF MY OUTFIT! THEREFORE YOUR STATEMENT IS INVALID!" Papyrus said. You heard Melody question many parts of Papyrus's outfit, which you guessed wasn't the one he wore before. Finally, Melody asked about his hat.

"MY HAT? MY HAT! NYEH HEH HEH! YOU FOUND MY SECRET! IT IS A GIFT. GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT." Papyrus said.

"Spaghetti?" Melody asked.

"YES! I AM GIVING YOU SOME OF MY AMAZING SPAGHETTI! TRY IT!" Papyrus suggested.

"oh god." Sans said. You gave Sans a confused look.

"papyrus's spaghetti isn't really...edible. don't tell him i said that though." Sans said. You nodded and went back listening.

"Your spaghetti is amazing Papyrus! Though, I know ways to make it taste even better if you would like to know." Melody said.

"MAKE MY ALREADY FANTASTIC SPAGHETTI EVEN BETTER? OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW! WELL HUMAN, YOUR DATING POWERS ARE BETTER THAN I EXPECTED, BUT I MUST NOW TELL YOU MY TRUE FEELINGS FOR YOU." Papyrus said.

"I hope HE doesn't hurt HER." You said.

"I... ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE FOR YOU. I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS INSIDE OF MY BONES THAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I KNOW! MAYBE IF WE GO ON MORE DATES, I WILL LEARN HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU!" Papyrus said.

"That sounds nice! Let's go back out and hang out with Sans and (y/n)." Melody suggested.

"that's our cue." Sans said. At that you quickly went back to the couch. Once you sat down, Papyrus and Melody walked out of the room.

"So, how'd it go love birds?" You asked.

"IT WENT REALLY WELL!" Papyrus said.

"that's great bro. i'm glad you had fun." Sans said. Your feelings started to act up and your face was filled with shock.

"What is is (y/n)?" Melody asked.

"Something dangerous is coming! We need to prepare for the worst." You said.