[I found this letter he never published from I guess a few nights ago..I really needed this]
So obviously Maggs isn't writing this Her PoopyFace is writing this one.
Dear Maggie-Spectacular,
First of all, why is this titled Maggie's junk? 1) It sounds ...diiirrrttyyy.
2) erm. This shit isn't junk. And yes slap me because cursing infront of people isn't friendly, but this SHIT IS LEGIT. Now slap me for being stupid and coming up with a new cliche. xD
3) You're beautiful Maggie.
Yep, that's my third point. You're also really easy to pickpocket because right now Im using your phone to type this. It may also be because you're watching those Spanish soaps. You'll notice when you need another tumblr hit.
So I best type fast huh?
>.>
Remember when you had blue hair? And I called you a mermaid? Yeah. I remember. You love the ocean which is shitty because we fucking live like on the Texas border. (Not telling you where, park the big white vans)
I love how you force me to the lake every weekend during the summer, and then when I don't go you go with Jcee or whatever and get all 'Well fine' and I swear to god you guys have the finger snap down pat! Patt? Pat.
Grr. I'm having so many red dotted lines here in this draft, they make me feel like a failure. Yes my typos define me. Lol. New shirt saying for you Maggs.
Whale magg-tastic Im really suprised you haven't you haven't turned around yet or reached for your phone. Hey speaking of your phone, it really is a tore up muthafucka huh?
Like you need a new one, bad boo. Know what I just realized? In less than two months you'll be 18. The big UNO OCHO. Actually it's dieceocho I'm not sure if I spelt that right. I'll ask señorita Lamb tomorrow mmk? Mmk. She's going to yell at me doe >.>
<.<
Worth it? Yes. What if I'm writing a check in Mexico...
Wait. Yeah no see If I ever go to Mexico I really fucking hope they'll be no check writing, or drug dealing. Or..actually lets just stay home Maggs.
We can watch Jersey Shore reruns and talk about how nice it must be outside. Or we could even like go to Canada one day. I hear if you keep going straight from your front door, you'll get there. One day.
>.>
I've been using that face alot, I feel like it describes my soul or something. It's my soul face. Wanna see yours? |.o it's being pressed up against a wall. Not my fault. It's the walls.
I can't believe Paula's preggers. Shocker right?! Lol. I dun even know which one Paula is, (talking about Maggs show). Is she the Mexican one ^~^
Gah I'm entertaining.
Anywhoooo Maggie I think you're so wonderful and..I don't know what I would ever do without you. No matter how hard I piss you off or..I get pissed of please don't ever leave me. Don't give up. Because when you're around I have this sense of peace. Happiness feels like a tangible thing with you.
I love you Maggie Le'Anne
~~Your Poopy Face
P.s whose going to ask my real name first >.>
