All I Asked For Was A Dog

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Yo: RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN I HAVE NEWS

Ry: Okay what?

Yo: IM PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS!!!

Mikey: That's.... Not remotely possible

Memelord: OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO IS IT A BOY OR GIRL

Giraffe: I can only hope Pete is playing along

Ry: Brendon you don't have a uterus

Memelord: DONT CRUSH HIS DREAMS ROSS HES CARING YOUR CHILD

Trickypoo: My fuck I didn't wake up at three in the morning for this shit I'm going back to sleep

Yo: ITS A BBY GIRL RY ARE YOU HAPPY

Ry: All I asked for was a dog

Trickypoo: All I'm gonna say is that you two still live with your parents so Ryan you have to ask them for a dog not the guy who is high all the time

Ry: Stop ruining my dreams Patrick

Mikey: I'm going to bed I'm not up for this shit

Memelord: WELL NOW YOU HAVE A BABY GIRL ON THE WAY RYAN

Ry: WE. ARE. A. GAY. COUPLE. THIS. ISNT. POSSIBLE.

Yo sent a picture

Yo: PROOF IT SAYS IM PREGNANT

Reh: He bought a fake test I'm so done

JoeTheToe: *dun

Reh: Sometimes I h8 u Joe u fuckin hoe

Trickypoo: JoeTheHoe

Ry: That is fake right because that's not good if you actually peed on it and it said that

JoeTheToe: That's so much better then toe

Memelord: GOD RYAN EXEPT THE FATHER HOOD

Yo: YEA IF YOURE NOT UP TO IT PETE CAN HWLP ME RAISE THIS CHILD

Reh: Oh no that wouldn't end up to well

Ry: My god

Ry: I can't it's to early for your shit

Memelord: OF COURSE ILL HELP YOU BREN

Yo: AT LEST NOW THE BABY WILL GROW UP WITH TWO FATHERS

TylerYoseph: This is what woke me up oh my fucking... I thought someone died

Giraffe: I kno they can be so dramatic

Yo: I CANT HELP THAT IM HORMONAL I AM CARING CHILD DALLON GOD

Giraffe: I can't I'm done

Skeleton: Go to sleep fuck wads damn we have school tomorrow

Yo: BUT I JUST FOUND OUT IM PREGNANT GEE

Skeleton: I... that's not.... Brendon... I'm... Fuck this

Memelord: WHY CANT ANYONE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY BRENDON IS GONNA HAVW RYANS CHILD

Yo: YEA

Ry left the chat

Yo: D:

Yo: Baaaaaaaaaaaabe how could you

Skeleton: Can you two use the letter e ?

Memelord: No Gwrard mw can't

Reh: You two sound like kids and you expect to raise one

Yo: Rayyyyyyy but ww wonnnnnnaaaaaa

Reh: Jesus just... Go to bed

Giraffe: I'm watching Steven Kings It and.... I am trying to see why so many people are scared of this movie

Skeleton: Y'know Tim Curry is in that movie

Giraffe: Who?

PuppyIero: My fuck these people God

PuppyIero: Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show God it's like I don't even know u Dallon

Memelord: Have you even seen Dallon in real life because he never leaves his room

Giraffe: Hey I don't just get my weed off Brendon

Yo: MICHAEL RENNIE WAS ILL THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL BUT HE TOLD US WHERE WE STAND AND FLASH GORDON WAS THERE IN SILVER UNDERWEAR CLAUD RAINS WAS THE INVISIBLE MAN

Mikey: BRENDON GOD DAMN YOU KNOW GERARD IS SCREAMING THAT FUCKING SONG ITS LIKE STILL 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Ry: Where are your parents?

Mikey: God only knows

Skeleton: Mikey mom went on the two day business trip with dad

Yo: Who would have known Gerard is God

Jishthefish: Please shut the fuck up

PuppyIero: WHO KNEW I WAS FUCKING GOD THIS ENTIRE TIME

Memelord: Sorry guys I told you God is a slutty bottom

Mikey: FUCK. THIS. CHAT.
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Damn thank you guys for reading and votting on my stupid little story I write at 4 am and usually don't remember writing in the first place

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