The Gay Kik Chat ((1 OF 3 BOOKS))

Hit That Patrick

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Yo: FUCKING ABORT MISSION

Mikey: Honestly that image will be burned into my mind forever

TylerYoseph: It wasn't that bad

JoeTheToe: The question is do we even want to know what was happening

Memelord: What happened?

Skeleton: I donno honestly I was just come home and Tyler and Brendon were there

Ry: Annd?

Skeleton: They started dancing like strippers, Brendon took me to three couch and gave me a lap dance. It wasn't like sexual or anything they were being funny. (Was I high when I wrote this??? This is kinda stupid tbh)

TylerYoseph: It was our attempt to make you happy and laugh

Mikey: Ah

Skeleton: U two know me so well lmao

Yo: Yee duh you're going though a hard time you deserve a little bit of happiness even if that means dancing slutty to stupid pop songs (why)

Skeleton: Aww thanks guys

Reh: FrIeNdShIp

JoeTheToe: Only in this group of friends is where they give each other lap dances to make each other happy in the way that you don't get a boner

Ry: Don't ruin the moment Trojan

JoeTheToe: I hate you I hate you all

Memelord: You should have let Patrick come and help, he gives a hot lap dance

Memelord: Patrick while driving; "You are lying you did not say that in the chat"

Yo: Little does he know

Yo: Tell him Brendon says I'll pay him for one of his hot lap dances

Memelord: "Eat a dick"

Yo: $30?

Memelord: "NO Brendon"

Yo: I'll buy you a new guitar

Memelord: He is just starring at the road with a look

TylerYoseph: Ah he's thinking then

Ry: My god

Yo: it's not cheating damn babe

Ry: -sighs-

Memelord: "how expensive of a guitar we talking about here"

Yo: Donno what kind of guitar are you looking at buddy

Memelord: "Fender" you don't like fender to much Patrick "fuck you I do what I want" fuck you man get a good ass guitar his family has good money "Pete my god he's your best friend" you're selling your sexy lap dances to him! "It was a joke"

Yo: It wasn't a joke

Memelord: "oh god"

Jishthefish: Get him drunk he'll do it

Memelord: "JOSH FUCKIN DUN"

Jishthefish: Yes

Memelord: "Don't make me come over there and shove a drum stick up your ass"

Jishthefish: Let's settle this like real men Patrick

Reh: Ah shit someone hold Josh's tunnels

Giraffe: SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

Memelord: "Let's do this the only way we know." What's that? "Fuck off Pete you're making this less dramatic."

Ry: ITS GOING DOWN

Yo: LIKE YOU DO TO ME

Ry: Alright listen

JoeTheToe: Milk.

Ry: I hate you all

Jishthefish: Drum battle.

Memelord: "WHEN AND WERE MOTHERFUCKER" that was hot "oh my god" we should pull over -shakes his head- please "we need to be at my house by 10:30" we'll make it quick please "....no..." Hesitation hmmm "GRAB MY DICK AGAIN AND ILL CRASH THIS FUCKING CAR" kinky -punches me- hella kinky I'm hot and bothered "I'm gonna kill you"

Yo: Same me Pete we are one

PuppyIero: Hit that Patrick

Memelord: "you all understand I have the power to kill Pete and I right now, right?"

Giraffe: You wouldn't

Yo: It's been like a minute...

Skeleton: Whale...

TylerYoseph: Patrick probably crashed the car

Yo: Or my main hoe got the booty

Reh: "main hoe" my fucking god
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What inspires you to write this?
Nothing. I make it up on the spot.
Nono I don't need to go to a mental institution
Also I looked at the day I wrote this chapter and I was indeed high