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"Dan!! Wake up you a dick head!" Cattleya my sister yell at me. She start punch my head with a pillow. But yes, that's not going to work.

"Wake-the-fucking-up!" She yell with the word came from her mount as every time she punch my head.

Why can't i have an innocent sister that was always talking to me with a good words?

But at least i have this stupid turd who always cursed anytime, always punch me with no reasons, and play the fucking electric guitar every night that caused my ear.

She's too rock.

I worder if she was a boy. Or maybe she was undercover from anyone. How can she's can be nice in front of boy but me?
Damn this chick.

"Okay okay!! I wake up! Just give me 5 the fucking minutes Catt! You don't know how tired i was for trying to cover my ears every night when you play your dumbass guitar and for fighting with your demons so you can sleep well! You should be thanking me ass!" I yell at her as i pull a pillow to my face.

"Fighting with my demons? Haha! So funny Dan are you the real Pakalu Papito? And for your information, i play a guitar good so far!" She yells at me. And now shes trying kicking my ass.

"Goddammit! Stop kicking my ass! You going to ruin it! You didn't see that my ass absolutely looks like Kim Kardashian ass huh?!" I yells at her and threw a pillow or what ever the fuck near me at that satan.

"Wow it's more look a like taylor ass! Argh! And stop throwing me with that you jerk!"

I stop throwing everything around me at her when I though i was win.

So ladies and gentleman you can stand up now and give me an applause.

"If you dont waking up at 2 damn minutes im going to kick your as with Pakalu Papito mustaches!" She yells at me and then i hear a slammed door.

Damn that satan!

I let out a yawn and get going to take a showers.

"Let this monday bitch get more hotties"

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"Morning idiot sister, morning my beloved mom, and hey! morning you bitch" i put my middle finger to the middle old woman that looking creepy at my chest.

"Dan! That was rude to say that to our neighbors!" My mom yells at me as she's heating the stove.

"But mom! She's was look like rape my chest with her eyes! I can't hold my ass!"
I said it to her as i put a small smack at the head of my sister and walk to kiss my mom.

"Ew Dan don't say that, that was disgusting" mom said as i put a quick kiss at her forehead.

"Want some help?" I ask her as i see her making a pancake.

"No, i can take this" she said

"Okay mother" i said with a british accents.

But as i walked to the chair to meet my satan sister i heard she's whispers.

"Nobody help me in this house"

What???

I sit on a chair across my sister who was start hairstyling her old barbie hair with the punk red or mohawk? and also she draw that poor doll with a lot of a tatto. What the hell?

"Why can you be normal just for a day? That's creepy as hell ya know?" I said with a disgusting look at her.

"Talk with your ass ma'am"