Chapter 1
Fair enough she wouldn't let me score down her trousers but to chuck me out of her house at the same time. Not forgetting it was about 5 past 12 at night! I mean, I can understand she's a bloody fridget but c'mon! No need to turn all psychopath on me. I don't deserve it really, and if I'm totally honest she doesn't deserve me. But hey, it's just another one to add to the list. She's probably crying her eyes up and ready to cut her throat in there. Not my problem any more.
Now ill admit I'm a typical "lad". I think with my huge dick, and bulging balls, but honestly what guy doesn't. I know people a lot worse than me, like this mate of mine "9inch Neil!" Christ, he gave it to this slag from down the road so hard she couldn't sit down for a whole week! That's some one I respect, but it's not like I'm gagging for it or anything, I just enjoy spending "quality" time with a girl, that's all.
The girl who rudely kicked me out of her house is Emily. She's cool but is no where near experienced enough for the big wide world. So that's why I'm "with" her, to bring her up to speed, y'know help her out a bit, but if she doesn't want it then some other fool can try it on with her and she'll get no where in life! The only thing is, I think I'm falling for her. I know it sounds daft and just like the other fifty thousand teenage love stories you hear about but I could honestly say she's the first girl I've had true feelings for. Out of at least 35 different slag's, she is always where I'm thinking. I know I'm just this underage, immature kid with a massive cok but bloody hell! What the hell am I playing at! Here I am, sitting on the gutter outside a bloody corner shop with no money to get home! What the hell am I going to do?
She loves me really though, no doubt about it. Well who doesn't to be honest, but you get my drift. She won't be able to stick it with out me, not a chance. No one else will look at her twice, I can't believe I have myself. But some one had to, shame it was me. I could have any girl in that bloody school but I choose to go hunting for the one girl that drives me goddamn mad! That's love though I guess. If I can call it love at this age. The only problem I have is trying to tell my girlfriend that I've fallen for another girl. I know it's not the ideal situation but unfortunately I'm stuck with it at the moment and there's not a lot I can do. I mean I need to tell her but then; I'll have my bloody head ripped off. My girlfriends called Laura by the way. Yeh, she's beautiful and pretty, and pretty much everything a bloke would want... but not really what I want, well not anymore. But seriously now, what the hell am I going to do?
But really how do you tell a girl you've apparently been in love with for around 16 months that you've just suddenly fallen in love with a different girl. Is it even possible? I supose i could start with "babe, i have something to tell you" or is that too revealing. Or how about "do you want the good news, or the bad news?" even though theres not really any good news to tell.
