I love band.
I play clarinet.
I have melodies.
I make beautiful sounds.
I make high notes.
I hate trumpets and flutes taking over melodies sometimes.
I have a band concert tonight.
Why are people in band?
Because people in band are smart and funny and have a sense of humor.
Some people who have these qualities choose not to be in band sometimes.
That's cool though.
That's all for band rant.