Ask Or Dare: DANGANRONPA 1

Togami's Birthday! *late*

Naegi: And I was like, baby! Baby! Baby *dying cat* oooooohhhhhhhh!

Me: *runs in at high speed, panting with a sheet of paper.*

Naegi: Was that the wind?

Me: No, idiot! It's me! Loser Chan! Or whatever the f**k you call me.

Naegi: Oh, hey Admin!

Me: -_-

Junko: Guys, I'm sorta bugged by summut.

Sayaka: Yea! Junko's right. Maybe it's a celebration?

Aoi: Hands up everyone, it's Donut Day!

Sakura: It is Donut Day every day with you, Miss Asahina.

Aoi: Shut up! Besides, society needs an official Donut Day!

Celestia: Be quiet, Asahina. It is not Donut Day and that's clarified.

Aoi: *leaves in a rage*

Kirigiri: Hm, I have this feeling.

Hagakure: So does the rest of us!

Leon: Dude, it must just be like the 19th! That day everyone believes a celebration takes place. (Serio)

Mukuro: No, something is definitely up.

Touko: It-It's B-B-Byakuya S-S-Sama's b-birthday today! *drools*

Togami: yup supr swagster pesents gimmie caek.

Me: Uhm, you can't have cake!

Chihiro: We all want a slice!

Hagakure: Soooo, we'll have to divide it into 16, PLUS Admin which makes 17, which means.....
SEVENTEEN PIECES! I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!

Ishimaru: BASIC MATH IS NOT- Oh wait.

Mondo: *facepalm*

Togami: *cri*

Me: We can't make bæ angry on his birthday! *hugs Togameme*

Togami: ew pesent

Me: So bæ has full access to the caek!

Togami: *smashes is face into the caek*