mhl kta mhl m sia, edi wow ako na tanga.

1: Meeting Him.

"George isa pang balik mo puputulin ko na paa mo! Tangna nito. Hilo na nga ko dumadagdag kapa!"

That's my friend Quiana na shunga. Magdive ba naman sa kusina? Oh diba? shunga? Umagang umanga lumaklak ng baygon! Humithit ng katol!

"Fuck!" Muntik ko nang mahalikn ang simento. Tapilokin b naman ako?

"Sinabhan kita kaya wag mo akong matingna tinganan ng ganyan! Bruha! Sinasabi ko na sayo tama na ha?"

"Ingay nio! Pagumpugin ko kayo eh!" That's jeakie na kagigising lang.

"Packer nio din noh? Apartment nui? Packers!" Bumalik na ako sa kwarto at naghandang pumasok.

"Good morning miss G. Pinapaalala po pala ni miss Jeasle, deadline of your book is a week starting tomorrow."
Sabi agad sakin ni Hana, secretary ni boss. Haist! I need to eat damn brains again!

"Consider me reminded miss Hana. Thanks and good morning" nagngitian lang kami at balik trabaho na.

Halos lumuwa na mga mata ko para lang matapos ang front cover ng ilang books at matapos ang book ko. Damn it!

"Penguin! Tara na sa cafeteria. Ipapakilala ang bagong boss at free lahat ng foodd! Tara na!" Halos kaladkarin ako ni Quiana palabas. Di halata ang gutom!

"Yoh pervs! Ang tagal nio!" Jeakie habang nakasandal sa may elevator.

Natulos ako sa kinatatayuan ko.

"Sa mga nagtatanong kung single pa ba ako, happy to introduce my fiancee"
Boses ng nasa stage. TamAmg pagbukas ng pinto at iniluwa ako...
Damn daniel! tinginan kami..

Nakatitig ako sa nakangiting matangkad at gwapong lalaki na papalapit sa akin. Magising lang ang aking diwa ng pumalakpak ang mga tao habang ang hudas ay tuluyan nang inilayo ang labi sa akin...
What the hell just happened?

Awkwardness overflowing. I stayed by his side the whole lunch break smiling widely habang pinapatay ko ang katabi.ko sa aking utak, while bitches' eyes on me. My friends' glares are killing me as well. What the hell I got myself into?

"Who the hell are you and fuck! Don't include me with your craziness!" Sigaw ko sa kanya. Nasa office nia kami.

"Wow! Is this the kind of employee you have here? Damn. I am your boss and you don't have a fucking right to shout on me" he answered back with his jaws kept tight.

"Hahahaaha I know you too will love each other! Cats and dogs" miss Jeasle commented, watching us from her kingly throne.

She gave me an envelope and fudge! "What is this?" I asked boss calmly. I have no idea what, when and how is this contract was made. Stupid me! Anong kalokohan nanaman ba to?

"Simple, you agreed to be my pretend wife_"
"Fiance" I corrected.
"Fiance or else you and your friends will be fired with no recomendarions and you must pay for breach of contract, 1000000 pesos to be exact. One more thing, your.condominium unit will be mine including all that there is, everything." He finished grinning.
I look at boss who cares nothing with her wicked smirk plastered in her lips.

I face the 'new' boss Axcel wearing a mocking smile.

"Know what? Fuck you!"

"Gladly! Where do you want?"dagdag pa nia.

"That means go fucking kill your self!" I march out but come back and bow to miss Jeasle.

"Miss jeasle, please excuse me for a while, I need to find my brain" nung tumango na sia ay tumakbo na ako deretso roof top. This is hell!

After an eternity, bumalil ako kay miss Jeasle.

"Boss? Pwedeng patingin po ulit ng contrata?"

"Yeah sure. Actually axcel gave me a copy and yours. I read it and it's a real and legal. You signed it well as you always do" saad ni boss na natatawa.

Damn it! Panong nangyari to at kailan? Pero in fairness ang ganda ng signature ko!

"Boss san ko po pwedeng mahanap si pangit?"

Tinawanan nia lang ako sabay abot sa isang sticky note.

"God bless. I'm looking forward to your story...
The cake and gown with your shoes will be on me" mapng-asar niang saad. Tsked!

"Noted yan boss ha! Vabye!"

Sa 5 years ko nang pagtratrabaho rito parang kapatid ko na lang si boss kaya ayaw na ayaw ko siang nakakasama kasi ako lagi nakikita.
Pero pagsa workplace boss ko padin sia.

I forgot ako nga pala si Gin Carlhile Andres, 25 years of age.

"Nighty peny deeam of your fiancee"
Bulong pa ng dalawa kong kaibigan na kanina pa ako binubully.

Quina Gill is an accountant in our company while Jaekie Sanches is an artist at magkaka edad lang kami.

"Packers please shut up! Hahanapin ko pa yong pangit nayon bukas!"

"Samahan ka pa namin eh. Hot and handsome baby!" -jaekie.

"May tinapay pa! Kanin nalang ang kulang pagnanjan sia!" -Quiana.

"Wag nio akong isali sa kamanyakan nio!"

"Says the innocent perve!" -j.

"J please lang wag mo nanaman aking turyan sa mga hokage words mo!"

"Kainin mo agad yon para wala ng makaagaw sayo" -quia.

"Quiana please di sia pagkain para kainin!"

NagkatinginN ang dalawa at tumawa.

"Dem you! Greens!"

Bago pa lulalim at lumala ang usapan natulog na ako.

-ceojy signing out.