FANFICS

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FUCK MY LIFE!!!!¬!WDKWFEJGSOEF 


DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN FANFICS START OUT SO UN REALISTICALLY. LETS USE THOSE VOLDEMORTS DAUGHTER SHIT THIGNIES FOR EXAMPLE.


"OMG DADDY FINALLY I GET TO SEE YOU" I SCREAM WHEN I SEE MY DAD WWALKING TOWARDS ME, SMILING.

"MY GIRL!!! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN WHILE I WAS GONE? DID YOU EAT?" HE ASKED, CONCERNED.


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NO. JUST NO. VOLDEMORT WOULD PROBABLY STUN THAT BITVH AND SCREAM " YOU SHOULD'VE DIED NOT ME YOU PUTA!!!!1 FEEL THE WRATH F VOLDEMORT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU AND THAT HARRY POTTER MOTHERFUCKER ONE DAY NOW GO BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CAM FROM STUPID LITTLE FAGGOT."



Now THAT is realistic.


peace out famalams. eat my dragons balls. 



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