Hello this might seem weird that you are reading the diary of a cow. To me I think it's rather normal since people can understand animals now, because this is the future. Told to you by a cow.
Well I should be getting on with story. HmmmMmmmmm........................... I don't know how to start a story because my brain is the size of a nut. What kind of nut you ask? I will have to think about that.
So let's see... oh yes I remember now! Long ago but not so long ago, I was a doctor, I think, I can't remember. No! wait! I was a baker and made delicious pies. I remember when they came out with the IPhone 10 in 1832 or was it 1835?????? I think it was 1776. Wait I'm off track. Okay where was I? Oh yes I was a Pharmacist In Target or was it Walmart. I had just given a pie to Andrew Jackson and Taylor Swift. That's when I new the world was going to end, but no it didn't because I'm writing this book.
Should I keep going, I think so, after I thought the world was going to end Selena Gomez walked up to me and asked me for Amoxicillin I started eating grass. I eat grass when I'm nervous.
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See the next chapter too find out what happens.............By KCL2005/Charleyjoe77
