Harry Potter Facebook Chats

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Harry: Hello I'm Harry Potter

Voldemort: Hi Harry, I'm Tom Riddle

Harry: AHHH!!!!!

Ron: run 0.0

Hermione: Hello Tom Riddle, I'm Hermione Granger.

Harry: HERMIONE!!!!

Hermione: I'm sorry that I'm not rude!! *stomps off*

Ron: *sighs*

Lord Voldemort has changed his username to Tom Marvolo Riddle

Ginny: YOU!!!! *points finger*

Tom: Hey B) #swag

Ron: Swag? That's not the word......

Tom: ...........-__-............

Hermione: Stop being so rude!

Ron: *sighs yet again*

Harry: Hermione, were you EVEN IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS WITH ME?!?!

Hermione: actually no.......I was kinda sorta PETRIFIED!!!!!

Ron: oh right

Harry: our bad :/

Tom: I hate you all

Basilik: *nods in agreement*

Harry: wait what?

Ginny: here! *kills Basilik*

Harry: -__- I was supposed to do that *takes credit for everything anyways*

Ginny: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, POTTER!!!*dramatic hair flip* *stomps away*

Ron: everyone hates us now so peace out

Harry: I'm so lonely :(

Tom: HAAA!!! Now you know how I feel......

Harry: friends?

Tom: HA HA HA HA..........no :|

Harry: *cries*