Every day is gayday

It's not gay if it's a threeway

**(( this is just a fair warning, this is extremely weird, me and my friend came up with it when we were sitting around ))**

Johnny Depp stumbled into the nearest house, with the seductive wooden baseball bat in his hands.
He didn't even bother turning on the lights, if he did, the person who had lived there would notice. 
He staggered to the nearest room, he didn't care if it was furnished with a bed, he was just ready to get the deed done.
Once he was safely in the room,he locked the door.
The baseball bat was shuddering in his grasp. He knew what to do.
He set the bat down on the bed, and watched it sprout limbs, and masculine features. At that moment, he was all hot and bothered.

"This is my final form Johnny, tame me" the bat whispered to the Hollywood superstar.

"But what if someone comes home?" He questioned hesitantly.

"Let them" the slim bat whispered, his voice dripping with lust.

The man that had formed from the bat, had a slender physique.
His Wavy blonde hair toppled to his shoulders. He looked like a surfer dude.
The man was almost naked, he would be if it wasn't for the strange, yet appealing lower half of him, which had not yet fully been transformed.

As  Mr.Depp waited for the bat thing to finish the oddly attractive process of changing to a human, he began to take off his own clothes.
By the time he was finished, so was the bat.

"Do you like what you see?", the bat smirked a sly smile. 

"Oh god", Johnny gasped.

The bat thing was extremely toned, and tan.
His nether regions were intriguing to say the least. His member was long ,and thick, and looked almost identical to the bat that he had formed from. 
Johnny was in for a rough night.

Johnny was slowly making his way downtown, to the bed, making sure not to knock over the blue lava lamp that lay on the black wooden dresser.

"Are you ready for me?" The tan surfer like bat asked.

"Yes" Johnny smirked. "Take me daddy" The grown man said to an inanimate object that was transformed into a male.

Johnny positioned himself, so the bat would have access to his poop shoot.
The bat positioned himself at the mans back entrance, and glanced at Johnny asking him, "are you sure?"

"Yes" Johnny added with a small smile.

The man thrusted himself into the celebrities shit socket.
Johnny let out a pained moan, which startled the bat.
After a minute of getting used to the mans strange penis, he sent a look that plead for movement.

It still hurt him a bit, but that pain soon turned to pleasure.
After awhile of extreme thrusting, Johnny felt a pain in his asshole region.
The baseball bats penis gave him splinters. That pain mixed with pleasure and it was complete euphoria.

Whilst this was happening the resident of the house came back.
She opened the door, which was supposed to be locked.

"JESUS FUCK? WHY?"  The young girl yelled, looking at the strange sight in front of her.

Johnny and the bat dude looked startled.
The bat dude still had his 'dick' inside of the superstar.

"I get that you're a celebrity, but why did it have to be my house. And wait... Since when are you gay?" , the redhead was puzzled.

"It's not gay if it's a threeway", the bat blurted out.

Kenzie sighed as she walked out,closing the door with her.