Irwin was surrounded by blue hippos ridden by African tribemembers who yeilded granite swords. Giant poisonous toads swarmed his feet, if he moved, then he died. All of the sudden there was a loud commotion behind him. He turned around to see some of the tribemembers had been run through by a pink ASIAN BUFFALO. There was swords sticking from its body but it kept charging towards Irwin. When it got nearer, he jumped on its back and it jumped underground. There, he was safe. But then the buffalo died and he was alone. An UGLY, scary thing landed in front of him. He thought it was a girl, but it looked like a shemale that went to his school named Cassidy. He picked up the buffalo's horn and flew away to the farthest part of the underground cave.
He made a smiley face in the mud on the ground but then a C4 blew up by his feet. Unicorns galloped in and grabbed him in their mouths and took him to the ER. They only saved his left hand. And that is how Hamburger Helper was made. From the only surviving hand of Irwin.
THE FRIGGEN END!
