Meet The Parents - a Hisoka x Reader One Shot

Meet The Parents

You walked through the dark park, hand-in-hand with your boyfriend of 4 months, Hisoka, the mysterious and slightly perverted magician who you loved to death. The two of you had been quiet for a few minutes and a thought struck your mind.

"Hey Hisoka...?" You said, looking up at him, he raised an eyebrow for you to continue.
"We've been together for a while and I still haven't met your parents... Can I?" You said, too cute to refuse. Hisoka suddenly got very awkward and and nervous. Which was extremely out of character.
"Um I don't know..." He said, you pouted.
"C'mon, why not? Is it that you are ashamed of me? Do you not like me? What's the fucking reason?" You said, not being cute anymore, he chuckled at how defensive you were getting and pat your head.
"It's not that, it's just... They're different then you might expect..." He said, you rolled your eyes and flicked his nose.
"I don't really care. If you want I will wear something less crazy then normal." You said with a grin, mentally looking back at all your crazy outfits you've worn over the years.

The two of you just stared at each other for a couple of seconds before you chuckled again and grinned.

"C'mon, please?" You asked, he thought for a minute and then sighed.
"Fine let's just go." He said as he continued to walk, you smiled and joyfully skipped after him. Walking toward your house and parting ways with Hisoka.

~ A Few Days Later ~

Hisoka had talked to his parents and they said to meet at 7:00 pm at their house and Hisoka would pick you up.
It was 6:45 and you sat on the couch, you were wearing a black and red dress with black ankle boots. Your makeup was red lipstick and an all out natural look besides that. You watched some anime while waiting until there was a knock at the door.

You hopped up and went to the door and opened it to show a sight you had thought you'd never seen. It was Hisoka, he was in a suit with a black tie and black shoes. His hair was down and he had no makeup on. Instead of his normal seductive and pervy grin he had a serious face, he looked like a business man.

"Uh hey Hisoka." You said,
"Hello Y/n are you ready to go?" He asked, being very formal.
"Uh Hisoka... What's going on? Your acting weird?" You said as the two of you walked down the street.
"I told you, my parents are different and they think I'm a wealthy business man who is gentlemanly and serious." He said, you were shocked.
"I-I um ok then, should I not mention anything about being a hunter then?" You said, he nodded.
"They don't approve of hunters so please, don't." He said,
"Just wondering, why're you acting so formal when we aren't even around your parents?" You chuckled as you spoke.
"Because if I act as I usually do, I won't be able to stop. It took me quite a while to become like this and I shall not stop." He said,
"Shall?"
"Yes, shall." He said again, you rolled your eyes and walked up to the door of Hisoka's parents.

He knocked on the door and you waited for it to open. The door opened to expose a women and man who looked like they would bake you cookies everyday. Hisoka's mother was short and plump and had dirty blonde hair. His father was tall and thin with Hisoka's red hair. In all honesty Hisoka barely looked like either of them, the only similarities being his father's hair and his mother's eyes. But you brushed it all off and smiled.

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Morou, it's nice to meet you, I'm Y/n." You said, acting as kind, formal, and polite as possible as you shook their hands.
"Hello Y/n, it's so nice to meet you, I'm Sherry and this is Harry." His mother said ushering towards her husband. You noticed the crosses around their necks but shrugged it off, it not being out of the ordinary. It just took you back since Hisoka was the least religious person you knew.

"Come in, come in, please have a seat in the living room." Harry said as he ushered the two of you inside and into the living room. You sat next to Hisoka and Harry and Sherry sat across from you.