1. Find squeaky toys and put them under his mattress
2. Start a food fight at a secret Death-Eater meeting, make sure to hit him with a whipped cream pie
3. Put a troll in his cupboard
4. Swap all his robes to pink PJ's
5. Hide under his blankets, when he's going to bed, pop out and give the creepiest possible grin
6. Ask him why he can't defeat babies
7. Ask him why he thought attaching his face to someone was a good idea
8. Speed tackle him in the hall
9. Give Dumbledore all of his contact details
10. Tell him to go on www.you-are-a-weirdo.com.au, insure it gives his computer a virus
11. Spam his iMessage
12. Give him a card with the details about your best plastic surgeon
13. Give him a bronzer for his birthday
14. Give him deodorant for a present
15. Finish all your sentences with 'according to the prophecy.'
16. Sneak pop rocks into his soup. When he asks why his soup is bubbling, innocently stare out the window
17. Skip down the hall singing 'sunshine, voldie pops and, rainbows!' Over and over... And over!
18. During a conversation with him, constantly scratch your head where his bold spot is
19. Hide fire-works in his pillow
20. Paint all the castle walls with pictures of him. Be sure to add memes.
21. Whenever he enters a room shoot air cannons full of confetti and streamers at him
22. Make a wax for him out of Harry's blood, and a part of your hair
23. Lean over to him really close to his ear and scream
'IT'S LEVE-O-SA, NOT LEVEO-SAH!
24. Place Dumbledor's glasses on his desk with a note reading 'I'm watching you... Tom!'
25. Give him a slip of paper that says 'you are what you eat.' With a picture of him photo-shopped as a unicorn.
26. Invite him to dance 'gangnam style' with you and Harry
27. When he walks into your room yell 'VAMPIRE!' And throw steaks at him
28. When he's asleep, hang upside down from his roof and say creepily, 'Good morning sunshine!'
29. Imitate his hand movements whilst he's talking, even when he notices, keep going... And going... And going
30. Drop a giant through his roof while he's sleeping
31. Eat a crunchy apple whilst in a meeting with Voldemort
32. Call him ol' Voldie
33. Cut off Nagini's head and mount it on his wall
34. Invite Dumbledore for a tea party
35. Tackle him in a meeting off of his chair and tickle his sides
36. Explain how Harry stabbed the basilisk, with a large basilisk dummy on the wall. Continuously stab inside it's mouth with a sword. When Voldemort's eyes start twitching, you know your doing a good job
37. Kill Nagini and eat her, offer some to Voldemort
38. Yell 'think fast!' And throw a goblin at him
39. Push him inside the vanishing cupboard
40. As he's walking by grab him from inside a room and pull him in. Whisper 'welcome to Narnia.'
41. Get him a box in covered in wrapping paper, when he opens it, make a fist pop out
42. Give him a cream donut filled with MAYO!
43. Bake him exploding cake! Mwhahhaha
44. Practice your spell casting on him
45. Paint a red target on his head while he's asleep, then let a Minotaur loose in his room
46. Hide his wand in the chamber of secrets
47. Paint a red scar on his forehead
48. Do exactly what he does, if he walks, you walk, if he talks, you talk, if he moves, you move
49. Steal all his cloths and hide them in the 'Forbidden Forrest'
50. 'Imperious' worm-tail to hug Voldemort! Take a picture and send it to the daily prophet! (EVIL!)
