There once was a squirtle who had the virus called derp. When it was born it was very ugly, that everyone screamed at. It cried, no one paid attention to him, he had no friends. After a while he got used of it, that he was called ugly. Some times he got suspended for being ugly. Then people found a cure for the virus but it was long way to go. Squirtle was the leader of the group, he asked for volunteers, no one joined him.
