And so it begins

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Narrator: We start off in Upper Blackrock Spire. A guild known as Pals for Life is about to do a raid to help their friend Leeroy Jenkins.

Leeroy: I'll be right back guys, just gonna get some chicken.*teleports away*
Narrator: Here is a member of Pals for Life. Leeroy is our main character here. Ah, another member. Let's call him WorldChick.
WorldChick:Ok, so how we gonna do this?
Member:Why are we doing this
World:Leeroy needs the devout shoulders because they'll help him heal better and he'll have more mana.
Member:Ok cool
World:So I'll run in first, drop my scattering shout, so we don't have to fight so many, then Jack will run in and drop his too. Uh, we will need AoE on our mages and priests, and I think that's it. Gimme a number crunch Abdul.
Abdul:Ok I got uhh...32.3333, repeating of course, chance of survival. That's better than we usually do, so yeah.
Members:Yeah you are right.

MEANWHILE....
Leeroy:Ok, ok here chicken chicken chicken, let me eat you.
Darnassuss Aspriant:EAT ME!
Leeroy:Yeah, no. OOH! Chicken!
Leeroy:Yes, got my chicken!
*HOUR LATER*
Leeroy:Well time to go back to my pals.

TO BE CONTINUED....

Ah, yes, I have finally returned from what two years hiatus? I'm really into Hearthstone and undertale now so expect lotsa that. Anyway, hope you enjoy my take on a classic meme! Peace!

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