Hero

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29: PUNNING HELL!
{Ladybug}
Chat pulled away. "So friendzoned?" He asked.
No. Dammit! I hoped he had forgotten.
"N-n-nothing!"
"Mari," He pouted and fluttered his eyelashes.
I burst out laughing. "You...look..like a girl!" I rolled around.
"What! No I don't!" Chat glared at my laughing state.
"Yes you do!" I stared at him. He scowled and stared back.
I frowned. "Did I hurt the kitty's felines?"
Chat grinned. "It worked! My puns rubbed off! You punned!" He did a little victory dance. I pushed him off the roof.
"No!" He cried out as he fell.
I caught him just before he touched the ground, then dropped him the rest of the way. I scowled at him and walked off.
"Purrincess!" He meowed.
I ignored him.
"Purrincess!" He meowed again.
I walked back and flung my yo-yo at him, it wrapped around his ankle and I pulled him up a little.
"Yay! My purrincess in a spotted suit came to rescue me!"
Ha! He had his hopes up!
I smiled as I dropped him again. This time instead of walking away I burst out into a run. Silly kitty, to think I would let him go easily.
I made a beeline to the Eiffel Tower.
29: Purrincess!
[Chat Noir]
I waved my legs wildly around in attempt to break free from the magical yo-yo string.
"Purrincess, paw-lease let me out!" I whined, making my voice high pitched and even more annoying.
"No." She looked away. Cold seemed to radiate from her.
"Meowch!"
Ladybug pulled the yo-yo tighter. I winced as the string bit into my flesh. The yo-yo loosened.
Beep!
"Oh c'mon! Why can't I catch a break! Purrincess! I'm going to detransform! Please let me down!" I sobbed.
"No,"
"Paw-lease!" I struggled around more. I sighed and looked around.
Alya. She called Alya, who is now recording the whole thing. "Purrincess! Why did you bring Alya!" I yelled.
"So that she can record this as an example,"she turned to me, "if you ever make m pun again I will do the same thing, but maybe in a different spot, or as Adrian."
"Meowch! That was cold," I shivered.
She yanked the yo-yo back and the string dig into my flesh.
"Owwww!" I yelped.
Her face didn't change but she loosened it.
Beep! Beep!
"Plagg really does hate me," I muttered, I checked my ring, one pad left.
"Purrincess! LB! Bugaboo! Beautiful!..." I trailed off because I couldn't think of any more pet names. "Mari!" I said in a hushed tone. The string dug in again, then loosened by itself.
Beep!
"Cra-" I felt the warmth of the green light. I squirmed around more. "Plagg! Want some Camembert? Help me down from here,"
But before Plagg could do anything I started falling.
"Oh! Crap!" I heard Marinette yell. She quickly sat on top of the rail she was perched on before, wrapped her legs around two of the metal poles that held it up and leaned back, her hands outstretched. "Grab me hands!"
I grabbed hold of her hands and I fell a little more and my fall stopped but the energy from the fall caused me to swing back more and I slammed into metal.