Aries: one two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: and uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini: tell the king of Spain to fuck with me cause I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: have a town meeting, I want to hold every newborn baby
Leo: let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday, feast for everyone, even peasants
Virgo: shhhhh leave me alone I am planning the next world war
Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight
Scorpio: everyone in my kingdom wants to kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius: national get shit faced day, amirite?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER
Aquarius: name all the planets in the solar system after me right now
Pisces: I don't want to go to war can everyone please be happy look at how many kitties there are in my palace
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Zodiac Signs
Randomhi i see a lot of people making these so why not make one myself these are all taken from tumblr
