Alec: Hey we should go see a play
Magnus: Which one
Alec:Hamilton
Magnus: Uhhhh...
Alec: What did you do
Magnus: I sorta kinda maybe dated him.
Alec: ...
Magnus: ...
Alec : ....
Alec: ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME
Magnus: Alec is this a problem
Magnus: Alec I thought we were past this
Alec: Oh, but it's only just begun
Alec: So was he trivial or...?
Magnus: GOOD LORD I THOUGHT WE WERE PAST THIS
Alec: Was he not
Alec: Did you make out
Alec: WAS HE BETTER AT MAKING OUT THAN ME
Magnus: NO
Magnus: Maybe
Magnus: yes
Alec: MAGNUS
Alec: I will fight him
Alec: I will fight the ten dollar
Alec: founding father without a father
Alec: who got a lot farther by working a lot harder
Alec: by being a lot better at making out than me
Magnus: ALEXANDER-
Alec: HAMILTON
Magnus: ALEC NO. YOU CAN'T FIGHT CURRENCY!
Alec: ALEC YES. I CAN AND I WILL!
Magnus: ALEC YOUR JEALOUSY IS TIRING
Alec: You will never be satisfied, you will never be satisfiiiiiiiiiiiied
*Ragnor shouting in the distance* I DONT EVEN THINK HAMILTON WAS THAT CUTE
Magnus: HE WAS CUTER THAN YOU.
Magnus: you Frickin' Cabbage
Alec: * In the background* satisfiiiied
Magnus: Alec. No
Alec: You say the price of my love's not a price you're willing to pay
Magnus: Alexander please
Alec: NO, DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT! CAUSE YOURE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT
Alec: * whispers in Magnus's ear* my sweet submissive subject
Magnus: Alec.
Alec: * shouting* mY LOYAL ROYAL SUBJECT
Magnus: ... Alec plz
Alec: I will kill your friends and family
Magnus: ALEC WHAT
Alec: to remind you of my love
Magnus: ALEXANDER
Magnus: only kill my father, please
Alec: da da da dadada da ya ya da da da da da dayyyyaaadaaaaaa.
Magnus: What have I done?
Alec: Magnus are you rejecting me
Magnus: Alexander please
Alec*turning away dramatically* it's quiet uptown
Magnus: oh my god
Alec: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Magnus: WHAT
Alec: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Alec: HERE COMES THE GENERAL
Alec: THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Magnus: ALEC WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
Alec: THE PRIDE OF MOUNT VERNON
Magnus: goodness gracious
Alec: GEORGE WASHINGTON
Magnus: ...
Alec: WE ARE OUTGUNNED
Magnus: What
Alec: OUTMANNED
Magnus: what
Alec: OUTNUMBERED
Alec: OUT PLANNED
Alec: WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL OUT STAND
Alec: AY YO, IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN
Magnus: Alexander I thought Jace was your right hand man
Alec: ...
Alec: shut up Magnus
Magnus: Alexander, things between Hamilton and I were quite complicated and I apologize if they bother you. I do apologize for that relationship, Hamilton always loved Laurens more.
Alec: *sighing dramatically* Well, I suppose I could forgive you
Magnus: Thank you
Alec: Although...
Magnus: Oh no
Alec: I guess I could understand why you thought he was attractive
Magnus: you do?
Alec: yeah I mean
*dramatically flips hair*
Just look at me. It must come with having the name Alexander.
Magnus: ...
Magnus: yes honey, that's it
Alec: *Mocking Magnus*
But at night Its Alexander's eyes
Magnus: Not this again
Alec: At least I keep his eyes in my life
Magnus: shadowhunters and their egos
Magnus: Ego is the Shadowhunters secret weapon
Alec: Am Immigrant you know and love whose unafraid to step in
Magnus: What? No...
Alec: EverYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN
Magnus: Not Again
Alec: LAFAYETTE
Alec: IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REIGNS MAKIN REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
Magnus: Lafayette? That name rings a bell...
Alec: LAFAYETTE
Alec: IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE EM DROP, BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THEIR REMAINS IM
Magnus: Alec...
Alec: LAFAYETTE
Magnus: ah yes, I remember Lafayette...
Alec: WATCH ME ENGAGIN' EM ESCAPIN' EM ENRAGIN' IM
Magnus: ...
Alec: I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS
Magnus: YOUVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO FRANCE
Alec: AND I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS
Alec: and ships and so the balance shifts
Alec: WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROUCHAMBEAU
Magnus: I DATED LAFAYETTE TOO
Alec, dramatically: You forfeit your rights to my heart, you forfeit your rights to a bed. You'll sleep in your office instead with only the memories of when you were miiiiiIIIIIIIIIIINE
Alec: * throwing papers into the air* Well You're never goin' be president now
Magnus: Who said anything about being President?!
Alec: You're never gon' be president now
Magnus: I refuse to see the satanic show of death.
Alec: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness We offer these ideals we shouldn't settle for less
Magnus: Alexander Lightwood- Bane...
Alec: These are wise words enterprising man quotum, don't act surprised you guys cause I wrote 'em
Magnus: * Repeatedly hits his head against the wall*
Alec: Hamilton forgets- honey don't do that- his plan would have the government assume states' debts
Magnus: I'm leaving now
Alec: * Blocks door with his body*
Alec: You'll be back, Like before
Alec: I will fight the fight and win the war
Alec: For your love, for your praise
Alec: I will love you till my dying days
Alec: When you're gone I'll go mad
Alec: So don't throw away this thing we had
Alec: cause when push comes to shove I'll-
Magnus: Kill my father?
Alec: * kisses Magnus on the nose*
Alec: To remind you of my love
Magnus: *slightly flustered*
Well, none of my other boyfriends have offered that before. Kudos.
Alec: Ha I win. So... yes to seeing Hamilton?
Magnus: If you insist Alexander, if you insist...
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The Book Where it Happens
FanfictionThis idea came from a late night conversation my friend and I had. Alec wants to go see Hamilton really bad, but becomes conflicted after he finds out that Magnus dated him. Warning: This is written in play style ( Is that what it's called? Idk) so...
