Luke: I want her to dance!
R2D2: She does not dance.
C3PO: Come on, make her dance for him!
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Luke:I wish you were real!
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Look, I just need the pickaxe of Cortez and the magical diamonds.
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Han Solo: Well, why don't you move to Nevada... dude.
Luke: Because I heard it was a bad part of Mexico! Do you hear him? He doesn't even know geography!
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Han: Hey, does everybody like my wrists?
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Han: Cause some wrists are a bit weird.
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Han: Alright, come on baby, this is your papa.
Luke: Want me to help the baby?
Obi: Dummy, it's a figure of speech.
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Luke: I was a dog walker. Hey, you're really cute!
Leia: Eww.
Luke: Oh, you're really cute, and I forgot to wash earlier, but my bed is open!
Leia: No, person!
Luke: That's okay!
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Luke: Did you take my wallet?
Han: No, of course not. And it's probably not in the trash by my arm chair, so don't even look there."
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Han: It looks like there's a CHEE-TO!
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Luke: Hey, how'd my father die?
Obi: (singing) 49 times, we fought that beast, your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet, and woman's face too.
Luke: Aw, that's rad!
Obi: (Singing) It was waiting in the bushes for us, then it ripped off your dad's face. He was screaming something awful. In fact there was this huge mess, we had to change the floors.
Luke: The floors?
Obi: You see his blood had drained into the boards and I had to change them, but we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.
Every day I worry all day, about what's waiting in the bushes of love,
cause something's waiting in the bushes for us, something's waiting in the bushes of love.
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Han: I can't wait to get back there and try some of my brisket, cause I'm really sure nobody ate it!
Chewy: Han. Haan. H-Haan. Someone...maybe...ate...it.
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Leia: Hahaha, koo koo kwan. Why don't you drink phlegm?
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Obi: Hey, you should know that you stink kinda like fish, ever knows it but you.
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Obi: Bookaflock.
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