It's Just a Game...Right? (Naruto Fanfic)

Drunk Wizard

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

I...AM GOING TO.....KILL KAKASHI. This is the lamest ass of a mission I have ever heard of and what the hell is wrong with these people. It only takes1 person to do this mission and there sending freaking 5 people to do this. Then I think I am the only one who isn't taking this seriously. Come on! This is a joke, and that's coming from ME.

"Sasuke, I'm at point B." Sasuke said into a choker thing that had a head set on it so we could hear each other.

"Sakura, I'm at point C." Sakura also said and then I fazed out. 

"Mononoke are you ready?" I heard Kakashi sensei said. I just yawned. 

"Bowie sensei, I really don't care anymore. This mission is starting to irritate me." I said and I just heard him sigh.

Then he started to say that the 'target' had moved and yelled at us to follow it. Everyone was trying to be freaking sneaky about it by hiding behind freaking trees and bushes. I just walked up to the damn thing and I didn't really care to hide my movements, I swear my team is retarded.

 "What's your distance from the target?" I heard my sensei ask through the headset.

"5 meters, I'm ready, just give the signal." Naruto said, and then everyone else started to talk about how they were freaking ready to get the target when the damn thing was already sitting on my head, literally.

"Mononoke a you ready?" Kakashi asked. I just yawned again, and when he heard me he said 'Alright then, squad 7, NOW!'

"ROGER, kill the cat, go HOME." I could FEEL everyone panic when I said that and guess what I did?

I hid the cat in the bushes really quick before anyone could see and I quickly made a shikigami that looked like the cat so I could cause more chaos. Mwhahaha I'm so evil. Well anyway when everyone came out I grabbed the "cat" and did a very special jutsu.

"PET SEMITARY no JUTSU." And the cat exploded and a bunch of red...somethin' went flying every where.

"OOOOHHHHH there are cat guts EVERYWHERE." I said in Sakura's voice into the headset. Everyone except Sasuke, figures freaking Emo King, was freaking out about the "cat".

"It's just like my 12th birthday party." I said in Sasuke's voice.

"Mission accomplished Bowie sensei." I said in Naruto's voice.

"Mononoke, quite mimicking everyone and tell me what you did with the target." Kakashi demanded, like he was my father.

"How'd ya know it was me Bowie Sensei?" I said while unconsciously tilting my head to the side. I know for a fact that my imitation of any person is flawless, so how'd he knew it was me?

"You're the only one that calls me 'Bowie Sensei'." He said in a tone like it was obvious.

"How do you know that Naruto didn't just decided to steal my name for ya. Oh I know how I could make you believe I was Naruto for sure!!" I said hopping up and down and then I cleared my throat so I could talk like Naruto.

"Mission accomplished Bowie Sensei. BELIEVE IT!!!" Seriously I've been with Naruto for a week and I've heard him say freaking BELIEVE IT 20 time a day...or more, BELIEVE IT!

"How will that make him think you're me Momo?" Naruto asked while talking with his freaking eyes closed again.

"Because that's your catchphrase. Sasuke's catchphrases are loser, hn, and whatever, and Sakura's catchphrase is saying Sasuke in a squeaky voice." I said in a mater-of-fact tone.