It was a lonely night as I swigged down another drink of Bud light, the only greatest drink in America, as I logged onto sugardaddy.com, looking for another daddy to fuck, kill and steal his money.
I came across an old wrinkly man, aged 69, perfect I thought to myself. He had gorgeous oily orange skin that looked like he had been frying in grandma's fry cooker at the local fish and chip shop. His hair, his hair was just magnificent, it was just as oily and as ratchet as his skin. He really turned me on like all the other sugar daddy's I fucked. I messaged him with a wink and told him that my back is aching, I need someone to come over and give me a good oily back rub. He replied within an instant, telling me that he will be right over and sent me a plum and peach emoji.
''Daddy's here,'' he yelled as he vigorously banged on my door.
''Come in baby daddy,'' I said desperately.
He walked in and there he was, a shining oily orange and rich man, with the cutest smirk on his face. He lightened up the whole room. I couldn't wait for his dried out, cracked and orange hands that were equivalent to pork crackling to press against my lower back, letting out all his oily juices onto my back.
DONALD'S POV
There she was, the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on sugardaddy.com was right in front of me. She is just 15, and I am 69, but I think we will make the perfect match. She was sitting on her couch, in her sensual clothing that made my 3 inch cock huger than ever, the oils out of my skin kept on oozing out, I was so turned on. She was wearing a little pink crop top, that said ''fuck bitches, get money'' and thongs that barely covered the front of her little pink virgin pussy, her fluff showing through and coming out of all sides.
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''Come here baby daddy, come give baby girl a good back rub,'' I said desperately.
I flipped my body onto my stomach, facing down into the couch as he got on top of me and started massaging my lower back, his juices of oil sweating out of his palms, making the perfect back rub.
''Close your eyes baby girl, and keep them closed, we are going to make America great again.'' He said sternly. ''Yes daddy'', I said obediently. Anything for my big baby daddy.
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Trumps Adventures
HumorThe adventures of Donald Trump and his flock of women. Note: Don't read this if you can't take humor.
