Partners in crime.

The past and the Dildo

The rest of that day went by fast and once i got home i went to my room to finish the rest of my homework. when i had taken everything out of my backpack i recived a call from pippy.

"How are you stranger?" I answered the skypecall.

"Mila! guess what!" she yelled.

"What? you sound excited" i told her.

"Guess what happened today!" she made this creepy/ugly voice threw the computer it was going to hunt me. I mean the image even froze along with a creepy face she made.

"What you finaly got laid?" kidding she was still a virgin.

"Your closer to getting laid then I am Mila, and no I didn't but guess what" She screamned again.

"Umm I dont know tell me" I was getting excited by her excitement.

"Miles..."

"You and Miles are a couple!" I screamned this time, cutting her off.

"Yes! he asked me today to be his girlfriend!" she scremaned I saw her jumping around in her room like a crazy monkey. Monkey that reminded me of Koldo that crazy banana headed freak.

"Mila! Mila answere hello Mila!" I looked at my computer. Shit.

"Sorry"

"What were you thinking about? I was telling you about my date this afternnoon with Miles and you didn't say anything about it"

"Sorry Pippy. Wow your crush I thought that never happened. I'm so happy for you"

"I know thats what I thought too" she said and sighed. "So tell me what were you thinking about?"

"Umm school, projects you know"

"Koldo?"

"Dildo? what no eww, hell no I dont even know what that is"

"You know what I said you dildo lover I know you have one"

"Yeah you gave it to me on my birthday"

"Yeah!" she laughed. "The look on your face when you opened the present in school! epic" she sang.

"Shut up" I felt my face burning hot thank god no one is hearing her.

"Mila?" I turned around and was face to face with Koldo. shit i thought to soon.

"Yes?" I asked in a squicky voice.

"Do you still have it mila the dildo? I bet you do!" Pippy yelled threw the computer I stared shooked at the screen then at Koldo who was now laughing so loud he was bent over.

"Pippy I'll talk to you later" I closed the app and cut of the image of her. "Ahem, what are you doing here?" I asked him.

"Ahh...Ok wait let me...wait" he ws still laughing II bet I looked like a firetruck.

"You done laughing?"

"No wait" He crashed into my book shelf where I had hidden the dildo on the very top it rolled over hitting him in the head. That made him stop laughing and then it was my turn to laugh.

"So you still have it" He chuckled and grabbed it. I was horrified and shocked when he was coming closer to me with it wiggiling it around.

"You look gay trying to handel it" I told him calmly aperently.

"Why don't you show me how you handel it?" he said.

"Ahh I rather not don't want to send the wrong impretion. We don't want you turned on" I smirked at him.