How to be a weeaboo 101

Merch/foods

If your still reading this shitty tutorial  then congrats your almost a weeaboo! But your gonna need some merch to make sure your cool. 

step 1. Go to your local comic store,anime shop, etc. and purchase whatever anime merch that interests you.

step 2. Make sure you get plenty of posters of your favorite anime and put them all over your room.

step 3. Go on amazon and look for body pillows for your husbando and waifu (guys this is a very important step for you because, you can cut a little hole and do unspeakable things to that shit.)

step 4. Buy plenty of anime figurines to show that you respect your favorite character and that you love them.

step 5.When your making top ramen or asking for top ramen screw saying top and just call it ramen and respect that (you can eat it with chopsticks if you want just because, your a badass.

step 6.Buy pocky lots and lots of pocky because, this shows how a true weeaboo chooses his or her snacks.

step 7. when eating pocky put the brown part in your mouth and let it drop to the bottom of your lip trust me it'll be fine.

step 8.Learn how to make mesoand enjoy your hot bowl of meso.