Snoke the gangsta

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[Rey has entered the chat]

[Finn has entered the chat]

[Poe Dameron has entered the chat]

Finn: HOOD GUESS WHAT

Rey: *sigh* What Finn?

Finn: I got 1 view on this website called 'ShoeTube'

Poe Dameron: It's called YouTube genius

Finn: -_-

Rey: Finn, 1 view is not that much.

Finn: YOU'RE A MEAN FRIEND. WAAAAAAAAA

[Finn has left the chat]

Poe Dameron: Well done

Rey: It wasn't my fault, PoTheHo

Poe Dameron: Shut up PettyLittlePrincess

Rey: Okay okay, truce?

Poe Dameron: Okay truce.

[Swaggerlicious has entered the chat]

Swaggerlicious: WHAT IS UP IN THE HOOD MY FELLOW AMERICANS

Rey: What the hell is an American

Poe Dameron: More importantly, who is Swaggerlicious?

Swaggerlicous: You know who I am

Rey: Who?

Swaggerlicous: YOUR MOM!!!!!

Poe Dameron: *sigh*

[Rey has private messaged Poe Dameron]

Rey: I looked at his account, and it said he is Snoke.

Poe Dameron: Holy cow

[Finn has entered the chat]

Finn: I was crying in the shower for 5 minutes, what has been going on.

Rey: ........

Swaggerlicous: HELLO FINN MY UNICORN, WHATS GOING ON.

Finn: WTF

Rey: I know right...

Poe Dameron: Kill me now

[Poe Dameron has left the chat]

[Finn has left the chat]

Swaggerlicous: UNICORN DON'T GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rey: Goodbye.....

[Rey has left the chat]

[Swaggerlicous has changed his name to Snoke the Bloke]

Snoke the Bloke: God dammit

[Snoke the Bloke has left the chat]

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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY UNICORNS!!!!!!!

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