Too....Much...Puns...

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~~Afternoon in the Zvahl's House~~

Laurance's POV
Ah. Lunch is Delish... Its happy seeing Cadenza back to normal. But somethings a bit weirded out of her today... I come up to her "Hey Cadenza. You look weirded out today? Anything happen?" "Hahah. No. Nothing really happened. Just Gene and Ivy dating and stuff..." Cadenza says with a laugh. Thats weird... She's not like this before... Meh. Its none of my business anyway...
~~1 Hour Later~~
I invited Aphmau, and Aaron to come and go bond with us. They must be here in a minute. Garroth is beside me on the couch followed by Cadenza while Isabell is on my other side. "Ding Dong...." The doorbell rings. It must be them. I walk up to the door and sees Aphmau and Aaron standing there. I let them in and close the door. I sit down on the couch right where i was positioned before. Cadenza turns on the TV and channels it to Geography Channel. Surprisingly, Whales are on...

Conversation

Aph: Yay! Whales!! Mah favourite!!
Gar: giggles
Cad: laughs
Isa: What are you guys giggling about?
Laur: Its getting weird now...
Gar: Oh Look... 3 Whales...
Cad: Whale, Whale, Whale... What do we have here? Giggles
Laur&Isa: Oh. We get it... Laughs
Aph&Aar: Laughs Frantically
Gar: Good Pun Cadenza....
Laur: The Puns.... Oh Yay. Koalas... Just great.... I Hate Koalas...
Cad&Gar: Laughs
Aph: What are you guys laughin about? Laurance hating Koalas?
Gar: Nope...
Isa: Then What?
Gar: What did the Koala say when the elephant told him that hes not a bear?
Everyone (except Cad&Gar): What?
Gar: "What Do you mean I'm not a bear?! I have all the KOALAfications!
Evryone: Laughs Frantically
Cad: But what did the elephant say back?
Everyone: what?
Cad: But your KOALAfications are IrrELEPHANT!
Everyone: laughs
Isa: Oooh look! JAGUARS!!
Gar,Cad,Laur: giggles
Aar: Seriously, what is wrong with you guys....?
Isa&Aph: Its creeping us out ya know...
Laur: Well. Have you guys heard of Maroon5's songs?
Aph: Uhhh... Yeah
Isa: Sames here
Aar: Yep
Cad: laughs I GOT THE MOVES LIKE JAGUAR...
Everyone: laughs
Aph:'Stop with the Puns!
Cad: Laurance. Can you get me a piece of bread with grated cheese on top?
Laur: Okay giggles. *gets piece of bread with cheese on top*
Gar: Guys. What did the grater say to the block of cheese?
Everyone: Wut?
Gar: "I know its cheesy.... But i feel Grate..."
Everyone: laughs
Aar: Ughh.. Shut with the Puns...
~Alpacas are on~
Isa: What did the Alpaca tell the others who said they're going on vacation?
Everyone: What?
Isa: "Vacation? ALPACA bags..,"
Isa,Laur,Gar,Cad: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Aph&Aar: Are you serious?!
-Garroth takes his phone out-
Cad: GarGar. What did the phone say when he started wearing glasses?
Gar: what?
Laur: Cadenza you better not be serious right now...
Cad: "I Lost My Contacts"
Everyone: laughs
-Aphmau takes out her snack Banana-
Aar: giggles....
Cad,Gar,Laur,Isa: laughs...
-Peels Banana while giving a weird glare at Aaron-
Aar: Aphmau...
Aph: Hm?
Aar: This may sound BANANAS, but i think you look APEELING...
Aph: .......... AARON. SERIOUSLY?! EVEN YOU...? Stop PUNishing us!!!
Everyone: laughs
-Laurance puts on the movie "The Hobbit"-
Cad: laughs weirdly
Gar: laughs frantically
Isa: laughs crazily
Aar: Whats with these guys?
Aph: i dont know....
Cad: Hahahahahahahha....
Laur,Aph,Aar: Uhhhh....
Cad: I started drawing some stuff before bed. Suddenly, it became a HOBBIT..
Everyone: laughs frantically
-Aaron looks at a picture of a cute seal and Aphmau looks at it-
Aph: giggles
Aar: ???
Everyone (except Aaron): giggles
Aph: Aaron. What did the seal say when she heard a really good pun....?
Aar: Uhhh... What?
Aph: "Hahahahah. thats the SEALliest thing i ever heard!"
Aar: facepalms
Everyone: laughs frantically.
-Isabell looks at a photo of Bert and Ernie-
Laur: giggles
Isa: gets weirded out
Laur:What did Ernie answer Bert when he asked if he wanted some IceCream?
Isa: What?
Laur: SHERBERT....
Everyone: laughs frantically and weirdly...
-Garroth and Cadenza looks out the window and sees a toad-
-Goes back to the couch-
Cad: GarGar
Gar: Yes Cad?
Cad:What did the toad say to the person when the toad is waiting for the bus?
Gar: What?
Cad: "Just waiting for the bus... Coz my car got TOAD...."
Gar: smashes pillow onto his head Aaaahh... Too Good Puns.... gaaah....
Gar: Well Cadenza. What did Baby Carrot say to Momma Carrot?
Cad: Hm?
Gar: "Momma. Why are people so cruel? It seems like they don't CARROT all."
Cad: Awww. Hahaha. Nice pun GarGar... Laughs
~End of Convo~

Heh. It seems like they really love PUNishing us with Puns... And i thinkt hats the reason why Cadenza is weirded out lately...
Hours pass and Aph and Aaron left an hour ago. I think Cadenza and Garroth are taking a stroll around town... So it leaves me with Isabell... How beautiful is that...

A/N
Told ya so... The Puns killed ya... Its also the reason why i tweeted that I'm excited for this part of the book... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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-Cadenza (/^.—)/

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