The Doom: Nightmare Route

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Sip Sip. Shima was slurping her cup of boiling hot coffee. "I haven't seen Hellbent in a couple of days. Maybe we should do Portal 2: Coop Part 4," she said to herself as she walked up to Hellbent's front door. Knock knock.  Her eyes then gazed over to his mailbox,which was overflowing. "That's odd," she began to say, "usually I ring the doorbell."


The feline then opened the door, which creaked as it did. "Hellbent, you home?" Shima asked. Suddenly, her ears picked up a faint moan.


"Damnit, Damnit." The voice came from upstairs. She jumped at the sound, then ran towards the call. It got increasingly louder the closer she got.


"Damnit, Damnit."


"Hellbent?" Shima asked. Soon, she got to Hellbent's room, which was a mess. Hellbent was curled up in the corner near his desk.


"Hellbent! OH MY GOD!" she started to yell,running forward, "These video games are disorganized!" Shima picked up some of the games, and put them in a neat pile. She then turned her attention to her friend, and got closer to him.


Hellbent's hair was messed up. There were bags under his eyes, and he was clutching a game controller. "Hellbent?" Shima asked him. Hellbent's eyes glanced at Shima,then back to the controller. He shivered.


"Damnit," he mumbled. Shima grabbed her friend, and laid him on his back.


"Snap out of it," she told him.


"Shima," Hellbent began to say.


"What? What's wrong?"


"I played the Doom: Nightmare Route," Hellbent said as he held up the controller.


"YOU WHAT!? Oh god!" Shima cried, running to the opposite corner. Hellbent slowly sat up.


"Shima, why are you crying?" the demon asked.


"Because," she started, "many years ago I took that route!" Shima explained.


"R-really?"


"Uh-huh,"


"Well, what happened?"


"I won. But then D.M.B came along and deleted the file," She mumbled.


"It got deleted? That's awful," Hellbent said, now standing up. He glanced at the controller, then to his distraught friend. He walked over and comforted her. "C'mon, let's get you some biscuits and whiskey. That always cheers me up, when I lose progress." The friends walked out of the room, and shut the door, having the game and controller be covered in the shadow.


This was inspired by Hellbent's Doom: Nightmare Route video, and is a parody of a scene from the Spongebob episode, "Have You Seen This Snail?" Come at me, Viacom!



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