omg phan

dannyfire

It was a crisp summer morning, clouds in the air and lighting in my hair. Perfect day to go to the beach. I strapped on my purple light up heelys and sped off. Out of the corner of my eye as I was zooming down town, I saw something. I skidded to a stop and pivoted to my left. I knew ballet class would come in handy one day.

I looked up at him, all tall and giraffe like. Into his beautiful, poop colored eyes.

 "Wait, you're the girl from CVS, right? You stole my MLP socks!!! They were limited edition and I want them back! They were FlutterMack!! Man, I ship them so harrdddd. They're so incompatible, their compatible!"

I gulped. He was onto me. My head hurt and I had a sudden flashback.

I was at CVS, minding my business when I saw Dan walk out clutching a pair of limited edition Rainbow Dash MLP socks. I wanted those socks, and I wanted Dan. So, naturally I ran up to him, roundhouse kicked him in his right kneecap, and stole the socks while he was passed out. A rather normal Tuesday if you ask me. you see, I live in LA and a ton of huge youtubers are my neighbors. I've seen Tyler Oakley buy condoms and Jenna Marbles eating 17 sushi rolls at once. My idols.

Anyway, back to Dan. Damn, he sure was on fire. Then I whispered,"Well you see I can't do that Danny. I keep them in a ziplock bag in my vault to preserve the smell."

He looked utterly confused. "Well I really want them back, but I do need to go home soon, P-ph.."

"WHO?!?!? I thought we were exclusive! I mean I stole your socks only to find out your seeing someone else!?"

"No! It's not like that at all," he stammered, "I was going to say, um, my pho would get cold! Yeah..."

"You know what, let me show you my roots, my hometown." I said and grabbed his hand. He was going somewhere he's never gone before. The spirit realm.